Sewer levels
General | Posted 6 months agoI turned off my social media accounts for the week so I can't tweet out my stupid thoughts for strangers to see but I just wanted to say that i hate sewer levels in games there has never been a single good sewer level outside of Pizza Tower if i ever make a game I'll have no sewer levels guaranteed all my homies hate the sewer.
Shill Journal Post
General | Posted 8 months agoI can't make regular shillposts because FA is brokened so here you go:
I've made patreon posts featuring hot and sweaty demon facesitting (she has very hairy legs it's hot), dizzi foot jobs (she has very hairy legs, it's gross) and aggressive werewolf snusnu (very hairy everything.)
https://www.patreon.com/posts/5-5-2.....mage-128199837
Here are the preview posts so you can make an Informed Decision:
https://x.com/SharkRags/status/1919410630877933586
https://bsky.app/profile/sharkrags....../3lognz2baqs2h
I've made patreon posts featuring hot and sweaty demon facesitting (she has very hairy legs it's hot), dizzi foot jobs (she has very hairy legs, it's gross) and aggressive werewolf snusnu (very hairy everything.)
https://www.patreon.com/posts/5-5-2.....mage-128199837
Here are the preview posts so you can make an Informed Decision:
https://x.com/SharkRags/status/1919410630877933586
https://bsky.app/profile/sharkrags....../3lognz2baqs2h
Hi o/
General | Posted a year agoHow's it going
Non-Shitpost Story Collab
General | Posted 2 years ago
grandmarquisorias and I joined forces and wrote a horny short story called Cyrenaica where an archeologist turns into a dog lady and uses a ceremonial dagger in the most ill-advised way possible. Check it out! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/53762489/I contributed some zesty artwork alongside the writing, so you should definitely have a P E A K if you're looking for a good time sailor.
Sketch Nuke Incoming
General | Posted 2 years agoAfter an extensive discussion, it's come to my attention that I have a Golden Corral's worth of unposted sketches. Some are good, some are fun, most are dumb shitposts, but there are many, so I figure I'll blast them onto FA's straining servers instead of letting them collect dust in my draw folder.
Anyhow this gallery will become significantly half-assed in the coming days as you receive the Full SharkRags Experience™ B]
Anyhow this gallery will become significantly half-assed in the coming days as you receive the Full SharkRags Experience™ B]
Mob Mentality Live Read on 12/10/222
General | Posted 3 years agoGET READY FOR THE HOLIDAY EVENT OF THE SEASON!
Tonight I'll be doing a live reading of Mob Mentality Ch. 3-4 at 6:00 P.M. central on my picarto stream:
https://picarto.tv/SharkRags
You can even grab your own copy beforehand if you want to read along, which will be great because I can't read!
Itch.io Page
Patreon Page
Direct Download
I'll make another post when the stream goes live. It's gonna be a lot fun, so please tune in if you're interested!
Tonight I'll be doing a live reading of Mob Mentality Ch. 3-4 at 6:00 P.M. central on my picarto stream:
https://picarto.tv/SharkRags
You can even grab your own copy beforehand if you want to read along, which will be great because I can't read!
Itch.io Page
Patreon Page
Direct Download
I'll make another post when the stream goes live. It's gonna be a lot fun, so please tune in if you're interested!
MOB MENTALITY Update Announcement
General | Posted 3 years agoHello everyone! After a million years, the second update for my illustrated werewolf story Mob Mentality is ready, and it's a big one. The story length has easily doubled, and there's at least sixteen new illustrations. SO IT IS SHILL TIME.
As I mentioned in the posts, FA's file limitations means lower-res versions will be hosted here, but here are links where you can download the full-res PDF and read it for FREE, FREE, FREEEEEEEEEEEEE and read it on your device:
Itch.io Page
Patreon Page
Direct Download
Meanwhile, if you wish to read it on FA:
PART 1
PART 2
I'm extremely excited to finally get it out to everyone, and am deeply appreciative of your patience and enthusiasm the project and its characters have received so far. You guys are great. I hope you all enjoy reading it.
We've got one more update left before the story's completion and it's gonna be fantastic. READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT
READ IT.
Thank-you.
As I mentioned in the posts, FA's file limitations means lower-res versions will be hosted here, but here are links where you can download the full-res PDF and read it for FREE, FREE, FREEEEEEEEEEEEE and read it on your device:
Itch.io Page
Patreon Page
Direct Download
Meanwhile, if you wish to read it on FA:
PART 1
PART 2
I'm extremely excited to finally get it out to everyone, and am deeply appreciative of your patience and enthusiasm the project and its characters have received so far. You guys are great. I hope you all enjoy reading it.
We've got one more update left before the story's completion and it's gonna be fantastic. READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT
READ IT.
Thank-you.
Sequence Resurrection Poll
General | Posted 3 years agoThis is a reminder/shill post :Y
I recently posted a bunch of sequence wips and decided to make an effort in wrapping some up. I posted a poll on my patreon where subscribers can choose between three sequences for me to focus on.
If you're a patron, please be sure to pick your desired degeneracy and tell me what to do!
Or throw monopoly dollars at me and also gain the power to tell me what to do!
The choices are between the cow, the burzoi, and that one other (other) t-rex
The winner will be announced on monday, so please vote soon. If this goes well, I'll probably host more polls in the future.
I recently posted a bunch of sequence wips and decided to make an effort in wrapping some up. I posted a poll on my patreon where subscribers can choose between three sequences for me to focus on.
If you're a patron, please be sure to pick your desired degeneracy and tell me what to do!
Or throw monopoly dollars at me and also gain the power to tell me what to do!
The choices are between the cow, the burzoi, and that one other (other) t-rex
The winner will be announced on monday, so please vote soon. If this goes well, I'll probably host more polls in the future.
Go Check out MarquisOrias' TF Stories!
General | Posted 3 years ago
grandmarquisorias is a cool dude that I've known for a while who has a ton of fun tf stories in his gallery. He recently finished a tf novella called The Reeling that he's worked on for a hot minute, it's got a lot of WEIRD CRITTERS and TF SHENANIGANS, and I think people should check it out :y Quality tf writers need more love. B]
He also holds raffles for tf stories, go get your eyeballs on this madlad.
Mob Mentality Part One Release
General | Posted 4 years agoAfter a long time coming, the first two chapters of my illustrated story Mob Mentality are now available to read, and you better believe I'm going to shill it 'til my eyes go sideways.
DOWNLOAD FOR FREE ON ITCH.IO
DOWNLOAD FOR FREE ON PATREON
Albert Rickets is a novice monster hunter who's waited his entire life to hunt down a truly ferocious beast. After a flurry of disruptions in the small town of Beggar's Reprieve, he finally gets his chance to chase down a genuine werewolf and win everyone's respect. Unfortunately, no one else seems quite as dedicated about hunting down the monster, especially when the ale is so cheap. Even the werewolf itself seems more interested in baking than bloodshed. The night has only begun, and already everything is going wrong (despite everyone's monster hunting licenses being in perfect order).
This is an illustrated story about men, monsters, and more paperwork than you can shake a pitchfork at!
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Once again a big thank you to everyone who's shown support and enthusiasm for the story so far, it absolutely would not be what it is today without you madlads. AND YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE THERE'S GONNA BE A LIVE READSTREAM.
READ IT READ IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
DOWNLOAD FOR FREE ON ITCH.IO
DOWNLOAD FOR FREE ON PATREON
Albert Rickets is a novice monster hunter who's waited his entire life to hunt down a truly ferocious beast. After a flurry of disruptions in the small town of Beggar's Reprieve, he finally gets his chance to chase down a genuine werewolf and win everyone's respect. Unfortunately, no one else seems quite as dedicated about hunting down the monster, especially when the ale is so cheap. Even the werewolf itself seems more interested in baking than bloodshed. The night has only begun, and already everything is going wrong (despite everyone's monster hunting licenses being in perfect order).
This is an illustrated story about men, monsters, and more paperwork than you can shake a pitchfork at!
-
Once again a big thank you to everyone who's shown support and enthusiasm for the story so far, it absolutely would not be what it is today without you madlads. AND YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE THERE'S GONNA BE A LIVE READSTREAM.
READ IT READ IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Art/Sketch Archive
General | Posted 6 years agoI do a lot of shitposting and watch King of the Hill youtube poops on my picarto stream, but not everything I do there makes it on this site. I don't really want to clog up my gallery with sketches, and the scrap folder here is a bit cumbersome.
So I made a mega to act as an archive that can be easily perused, as well as a general dumping ground for doodles, sketches, and images left unfinished for one reason or another. I intend to keep it updated, so it'll likely be worth checking out every now again for new things.
--> https://mega.nz/#F!lMQQjAyC!BtSOXy4x4VQHwC5vgYNQHA <--
Y'all can check it out. Not everything in my gallery is on there, but you can still poke around and find some fun surprises!
So I made a mega to act as an archive that can be easily perused, as well as a general dumping ground for doodles, sketches, and images left unfinished for one reason or another. I intend to keep it updated, so it'll likely be worth checking out every now again for new things.
--> https://mega.nz/#F!lMQQjAyC!BtSOXy4x4VQHwC5vgYNQHA <--
Y'all can check it out. Not everything in my gallery is on there, but you can still poke around and find some fun surprises!
Nintendo E3 Power Play
General | Posted 6 years agoIf Metroid V gets announced today I'm holding a vote for a five stage Chozo, Luminoth, Space Pirate, Dragon, or Omega Metroid Samus tf, c'mon Nintendo show me your moves.
The thing says I haven't updated my journal in year so
General | Posted 6 years agoscary monster women still amp AF.
try and change my mind, Imma throw these hands.
try and change my mind, Imma throw these hands.
I haven't updated my journal in a while so PSA
General | Posted 7 years agoHueg monster ladies are absolute unit, stay woke.
It's late and I'm feeling saucy
General | Posted 9 years agoIRON MODE TIME
I wrote a list
Things to tf into:
Raptor
Giraffe
Hyena
Crocodile
Bat
Method of tf:
Wizard that just got dumped and looking for someone to take it out on
Eating an old can of Campbell's Chunky soup
A haunted Bowie album
Falcon Punch'd so hard they go beast mode
Watching a shitty direct to video sequel
Place:
Movie Theater
Gym
Circus
Senpai's house
Beach
POV
1st person
2nd person
3rd person
I'm going to put all this stuff into a viking helmet I've got and pick one thing from each category at random. Whatever gets pulled will form the basis of a short story I'll shitpost with. If it gets posted within 24 hours you'll know I wasn't being a lying loon and have something to point and laugh at.
I wrote a list
Things to tf into:
Raptor
Giraffe
Hyena
Crocodile
Bat
Method of tf:
Wizard that just got dumped and looking for someone to take it out on
Eating an old can of Campbell's Chunky soup
A haunted Bowie album
Falcon Punch'd so hard they go beast mode
Watching a shitty direct to video sequel
Place:
Movie Theater
Gym
Circus
Senpai's house
Beach
POV
1st person
2nd person
3rd person
I'm going to put all this stuff into a viking helmet I've got and pick one thing from each category at random. Whatever gets pulled will form the basis of a short story I'll shitpost with. If it gets posted within 24 hours you'll know I wasn't being a lying loon and have something to point and laugh at.
Story Incoming
General | Posted 9 years agoI'm putting the finishing edits on a oneshot. About 6k words long. It's not Monster Hunter because I'm a filthy liar who can't keep promises. Should be up sometime tomorrow afternoon, just in time for the weekend.
Hope y'all like big burly werewolfish chicks, all I'm saiyan.
Hope y'all like big burly werewolfish chicks, all I'm saiyan.
YO I GOT A GREAT IDEA
General | Posted 10 years agoYO HOW ABOUT
A TF STORY
WHERE METROID PRIME FEDERATION FORCE TURNS INTO A GAME THAT DOESNT MAKE ME BREAK DOWN AND CRY
YES OR YES?
Or I can do that monster hunter thing since MHX is getting localized YES YES OH MY GOSH YES. I dunno. I have a list here of weird dumb sweaty, heaving things I can write about guys/gals turning into.
A TF STORY
WHERE METROID PRIME FEDERATION FORCE TURNS INTO A GAME THAT DOESNT MAKE ME BREAK DOWN AND CRY
YES OR YES?
Or I can do that monster hunter thing since MHX is getting localized YES YES OH MY GOSH YES. I dunno. I have a list here of weird dumb sweaty, heaving things I can write about guys/gals turning into.
Forward Motion
General | Posted 10 years agoI have to keep the creative streak going lest I crash into a mud-filled ditch of complacency.
I'm tossing two oneshot ideas around: Metroid, because Metroid's the Greatest Series Ever, or Monster Hunter, which is also the Greatest Series Ever.
Both would have the same topical coverage you would expect from me. One might be more "fun" than the other, but I can never really vouch for tone until the words are down. (Protip: I have deep-seated issues with Other M that still need working through, so we'll see how that colors things.)
I'm tossing two oneshot ideas around: Metroid, because Metroid's the Greatest Series Ever, or Monster Hunter, which is also the Greatest Series Ever.
Both would have the same topical coverage you would expect from me. One might be more "fun" than the other, but I can never really vouch for tone until the words are down. (Protip: I have deep-seated issues with Other M that still need working through, so we'll see how that colors things.)
Story Dump Imminent
General | Posted 11 years agoThe long-stewing femcord/eris tf I've been working on is finally at the point where it's worth reading. It's not finished, but important things like, character development and themes and other radical stuff is there. I'll take another day to polish what's completed and then post so it can be torn to shreds. Whet people's appetites so I can go full ham on the final portion of the story.
TIGHTEN YOUR BELTS. GET YOUR HELMETS READY.
TIGHTEN YOUR BELTS. GET YOUR HELMETS READY.
I swear, I'm working on something.
General | Posted 11 years agoA real honest-to-god story with a beginning, middle, and end. It's just taking a helluva lot more tender love & attention than initial estimates led me to believe. It's also the longest thing I've written so far and is only going to get longer, but whether or not that's a good thing is yet to be seen. Content of said tale shouldn't be too surprising: Character driven stuff and a traumatic tf scene thrown SOMEWHERE in there. Vaguely (vaguely ((vaguely))) pony related. It'll be fun. Maybe. We'll see.
But I'll be finished with it sooner than later.
But I'll be finished with it sooner than later.
Planet of the Apes
General | Posted 11 years agoThis was beastliest movie of the summer second only to Godzilla. Apes with guns are scary as shit.
Oi me bruvs
General | Posted 12 years agoFor those who are wondering, I'm pretty sure the vast, vast majority of my stories are going to entertaining one-shots where some poor schmuck/schmuckette gets turned into some fetishtastic thingy-or-other.
As far as actually CONTINUING any specific tales, I have nothing concrete in mind, so unless I specifically say as much, or a continuation pops up out of the blue, just take it as it is: something weird, crazy, a bit wtf-m8, tl;dr, and fun.
So yeah, party on, kiddos.
As far as actually CONTINUING any specific tales, I have nothing concrete in mind, so unless I specifically say as much, or a continuation pops up out of the blue, just take it as it is: something weird, crazy, a bit wtf-m8, tl;dr, and fun.
So yeah, party on, kiddos.
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