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General | Posted 5 years agoart raffle by Vidra_Krem https://www.furaffinity.net/view/37592565/
board as hell
General | Posted 14 years agoALL | ABOUT | ME
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- Name: zeke lontra
- Single or taken: taken
- Sex: Male
- Birthday: oct 1 1987
- Sign: libra
- Hair color:natural dark Brown often dye it red and blue
- Eye color: hazel
- Height: 6'3"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: gay but i still like the ladies just sex with one does nothing
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S P E C I F I C S
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: the kind for dyed hair
- What are you listening to right now?: the tv
- Who is the last person that called you?: my boyfriend
- How many buddies are online right now?: 1
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F A V O R I T E S
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- Animal: otter
- Color: Red
- Drink: dr. pepper.
- Element:Beryllium its fun to say.oh like magic ones fire
- Food: meatloaf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Game:wow or the elder scrolls
- Movie: lol 5th element
- Song: spin me right round by dead or alive
- Subjects in school:science
- # Probably Family guy
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H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
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- Given anyone a bath?:ive taken baths with ppl
- Smoked?: for a year about 4 years ago
- Bungee jumped?: Not yet
- Made yourself throw up?:kind of i coughed untell i did. not the finger trick it doesnt work on me
- Skinny dipped?: Lol, yes
- Ever been in love?: Yes
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?:yes im a great actor
- Pictured your crush naked?: Yes
- Actually seen your crush naked?: yeah
- Cried when someone died?: Yes
- Lied:everything i say is a lie
- Fallen for your best friend?: yeah dont do it, if you do dont goto her wedding
- Used someone?: kind of it was a mutual using
- Done something you regret?: Several
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C U R R E N T
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- Clothes: pants shirt
- Desktop picture:slideshow
- CD in player: no cds
- DVD in player: None
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L A S T | P E R S O N
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- You touched:boyfriend
- Hugged: same
- You kissed: really
- You IMed: so long ago
- Talk to online: my friend from our haunted house
- You sexed it up with: my cousins best friends former roommate who do you think
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A R E | Y O U
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- Understanding?: Yes
- Open-minded?: yeah
- Arrogant?: Nope
- Insecure?: No
- Random?: Very
- Hungry?: always
- Smart?: hella smart even kin of over came dyslexia
- Moody?:worse then a pregnant woman
- Organized?: in my own way
- Shy?:yes
- Difficult?: im an enigma
- Bored easily?: I keep myself entertained
- Entertained easily?: meh
- Obsessed?: i have ocd, WoW and elder scrols
- Lazy?: yep kind of
- Angry?:verey
- Happy?: whenim not angry
- Hyper?: not really
- Trusting?: every one starts of at 0 and works there way up
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R A N D O M
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- In the morning I: ido like 50 barrel roles then get out of bed after a groan
- Love is: a chemical
- I dream about: The most random things
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into:that he is a man
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W H O
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- Makes you laugh the most:lame puns
- Makes you smile: friends
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Not Sure?
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D O | Y O U | E V E R
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: No mostly porn it up
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: nope i love my penis
- Wish you were younger?: nope im at the right age
- Cry because someone said something to you?: that is personal
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N U M B E R
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?:a few
- Of Cd's I own:0 get with the digital age
- Of scars on my body: oh wow alot my whole back (road rash) atot of burns on my arms from working at mcdonalds
- Of bones I've broken: blank for my safety
man things
General | Posted 14 years agoChanged all the questions with "girl" in it to "guy" lol.
1.Do you sleep naked?
in the summer yea winter sometimes
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
only if it is cold (dont like cold feet)
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
With someone else for sure.
4. Do you enjoy drama?
No
5. Are you a manly man?
idk but every one says im a closet hetrosexual (only pretending to be gay) so maby
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
my bestfriend
(she isnt a furry)
7. Small or large package?
im slightly above avrage ask and ill tell im not shy. and i prefer avrage if that what was actualy wanted
8. Are you short?
not hardly im 6' 3"
9. Do you like somebody?
sure why not
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a girl?
nope it is otter related
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
meh i dont like them dirty bu it doesnt bother me
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
i try to act it but i fail hard im to selfless
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
last year i dressed up as reno from ff7 ever night
14. Are you double jointed?
no such thing (anatomy neerd warning) but no i am not hyper flexable if anything im hypoflexable
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
on a trip to lava hot springs we stopped at a flying j at 4am i sleept on the cooler in the back of the van lol i still might have a pic of it
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
does my 2 year old nephew count lol i cussed today and he walked up and hit me saying bad uncle potty word the joy of being arounf a 2 year old
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
no wish there was though (oh my gosh did you hear that zeke lontra guy falcon paunched a little girl in the face beacuse she steped on his brand new seal leather boots) there we go i started one for you lol
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
some times but i do call one girl by her first and last name idk why we started calling each other that way but lol
19. How many girls will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
9001
[ ] I wear make up.
[ ] I have cried in a movie theater.
[x] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth. (in a way if i take them out ah being borne toothless)
[x] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.(god now eye bleach eye bleach i cannot unsee what i have seen)
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[x] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[ ] I like rap.
[ ] I like techno.
[ ] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse. (It's called a man-bag!)
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.(whats a CD?)
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[x] I get bored watching football. (soccer ftw!)
[ ] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[ ] Girls are confusing.
[ x] I've been called a bad influence
[x ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
atm blue but i have red and green ones and sometimes i go comando lol
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
Honestly it doesn't matter to me much.
3. Are you currently frustrated with a guy?
No
4. What's one thing a guy can do to make you like them?
idk have things in commen
5. Do you have a best friend?
Yeah
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
yep
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
it was jokingly something silly and one exmate sugested a penis reduction but im not that big he was just a boob
8. Do you like your life?
Its mono tone untell collage is done
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
Nope.
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
No but i have with them all off
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
well i only think of 2 ppl as true friends and they are a couple so it is even (mate not counted)
14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
yep in a bitch slap fight with my friend
15. What are your biggest fears?
uncontrolled social situations and bigg open spaces (agoraphobia) and the fear of drowning (beacuse i have )
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
No
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yes,
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
Eh, I think people can change, my first mate is an example
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yeah, all the time.
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
nah but i do joke saying that i wish i was so i can be the kind of famous person that shopes at the walmart and mingels with my fans and not hides im my huge house
21. Are you currently missing someone?
no not really
THIS GUY OR THAT GUY? PICK ONE:
Cowboy or Gangster?
Umm, cowboy I guess. gangsters piss me off
Preppy or Punk?
im a punk so duh punk
Face or Body?
body
Good cook or take you out a lot?
im the cook got it
Sweet or sexy?
Sweet
Armani or Abercrombie?
what ever feels good it part-o-punk
Contacts or glasses?
have colored contacts but it is a pain to get them in so goggles lol i always wear my athletic sun goggles any way
1.Do you sleep naked?
in the summer yea winter sometimes
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
only if it is cold (dont like cold feet)
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
With someone else for sure.
4. Do you enjoy drama?
No
5. Are you a manly man?
idk but every one says im a closet hetrosexual (only pretending to be gay) so maby
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
my bestfriend
(she isnt a furry)
7. Small or large package?
im slightly above avrage ask and ill tell im not shy. and i prefer avrage if that what was actualy wanted
8. Are you short?
not hardly im 6' 3"
9. Do you like somebody?
sure why not
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a girl?
nope it is otter related
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
meh i dont like them dirty bu it doesnt bother me
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
i try to act it but i fail hard im to selfless
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
last year i dressed up as reno from ff7 ever night
14. Are you double jointed?
no such thing (anatomy neerd warning) but no i am not hyper flexable if anything im hypoflexable
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
on a trip to lava hot springs we stopped at a flying j at 4am i sleept on the cooler in the back of the van lol i still might have a pic of it
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
does my 2 year old nephew count lol i cussed today and he walked up and hit me saying bad uncle potty word the joy of being arounf a 2 year old
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
no wish there was though (oh my gosh did you hear that zeke lontra guy falcon paunched a little girl in the face beacuse she steped on his brand new seal leather boots) there we go i started one for you lol
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
some times but i do call one girl by her first and last name idk why we started calling each other that way but lol
19. How many girls will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
9001
[ ] I wear make up.
[ ] I have cried in a movie theater.
[x] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth. (in a way if i take them out ah being borne toothless)
[x] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.(god now eye bleach eye bleach i cannot unsee what i have seen)
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[x] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[ ] I like rap.
[ ] I like techno.
[ ] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse. (It's called a man-bag!)
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.(whats a CD?)
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[x] I get bored watching football. (soccer ftw!)
[ ] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[ ] Girls are confusing.
[ x] I've been called a bad influence
[x ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
atm blue but i have red and green ones and sometimes i go comando lol
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
Honestly it doesn't matter to me much.
3. Are you currently frustrated with a guy?
No
4. What's one thing a guy can do to make you like them?
idk have things in commen
5. Do you have a best friend?
Yeah
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
yep
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
it was jokingly something silly and one exmate sugested a penis reduction but im not that big he was just a boob
8. Do you like your life?
Its mono tone untell collage is done
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
Nope.
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
No but i have with them all off
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
well i only think of 2 ppl as true friends and they are a couple so it is even (mate not counted)
14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
yep in a bitch slap fight with my friend
15. What are your biggest fears?
uncontrolled social situations and bigg open spaces (agoraphobia) and the fear of drowning (beacuse i have )
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
No
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yes,
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
Eh, I think people can change, my first mate is an example
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yeah, all the time.
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
nah but i do joke saying that i wish i was so i can be the kind of famous person that shopes at the walmart and mingels with my fans and not hides im my huge house
21. Are you currently missing someone?
no not really
THIS GUY OR THAT GUY? PICK ONE:
Cowboy or Gangster?
Umm, cowboy I guess. gangsters piss me off
Preppy or Punk?
im a punk so duh punk
Face or Body?
body
Good cook or take you out a lot?
im the cook got it
Sweet or sexy?
Sweet
Armani or Abercrombie?
what ever feels good it part-o-punk
Contacts or glasses?
have colored contacts but it is a pain to get them in so goggles lol i always wear my athletic sun goggles any way
favs
General | Posted 15 years agoIll be going back and revaving my faves from my old acount. Gota suprot yhose artists that I love
day one thingy
General | Posted 15 years agoDay One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
1. bitch you are conceded self centered. i find it funny you call yourself my best friend but you only call when you need me to play taxi but when i need a favor your not there,
2. dike im not your verbal punching bag stop insulting me or ill turn you into my punching bag. and stop threatening to hit me when i say something you don't like ever hit me and ill show what my knaji tattoo means
3. you are a worthless pile of bald crap im glad you are never around
4. you my lovely lady are the kindest most selfless person i have ever met i wish i could be more like you
5 no one really likes you but they are all just to nice to say it to your face
6you are a whiny little brat you know that oh boo fucking who i miss my baby wah doctor bills. yeh at least you can go home to your stupid boyfriend and you clame to make 60k a year. you know your boyfriends dad makes 35k a year and he seams just fine you should be twice as fine
7what you did didn't hurt you but it hurt your son and me by putting so much distance between us i will never forgive you
8.i say what your doing is ok that ill get used to id but really it is eating a hole inside of me.
9since you left there has been this void inside of me and it feels like im rotting from the inside out. i love you so much you mean more to me than anything.
10that facebook comment wasnt a few deep witty words it was a confesion
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
1. bitch you are conceded self centered. i find it funny you call yourself my best friend but you only call when you need me to play taxi but when i need a favor your not there,
2. dike im not your verbal punching bag stop insulting me or ill turn you into my punching bag. and stop threatening to hit me when i say something you don't like ever hit me and ill show what my knaji tattoo means
3. you are a worthless pile of bald crap im glad you are never around
4. you my lovely lady are the kindest most selfless person i have ever met i wish i could be more like you
5 no one really likes you but they are all just to nice to say it to your face
6you are a whiny little brat you know that oh boo fucking who i miss my baby wah doctor bills. yeh at least you can go home to your stupid boyfriend and you clame to make 60k a year. you know your boyfriends dad makes 35k a year and he seams just fine you should be twice as fine
7what you did didn't hurt you but it hurt your son and me by putting so much distance between us i will never forgive you
8.i say what your doing is ok that ill get used to id but really it is eating a hole inside of me.
9since you left there has been this void inside of me and it feels like im rotting from the inside out. i love you so much you mean more to me than anything.
10that facebook comment wasnt a few deep witty words it was a confesion
