I don't really fur affinity. But if you didn't catch this on twitter:

-Hotel?
Hilton

-Arrival/Departure
Thursday to Monday

-Means of transportation
Carpool

-Sharing a room with:
 SurfingOtter,  ChewyCuticle, and  scatterplot

-Gender
Dude/cat

-Relationship Status
Drunk as hell

-How old are you?
24

-How tall are you?
A mighty 5'9"

-Are you an Artist?
Of making an ass if myself

-Do you have an artist table?
Never will I ever

-What will you be offering at your table?
Bad mouth kisses

-Do you take commissions?
$5 per bad mouth kiss $10 if you want me to yell in your mouth

-Do you do trades?
Only if you have more bum wine.

-Are you a Fursuiter?
Not yet!

-Attending parties?
Everyone I can get into

-Do you drink?
I almost have to.

-Can I buy you a drink?
Yes? But you won't.

-Do you smoke?
So many pots

-Are you attending any panels?
Doubtful

-How do I identify my self to you?
Tell me who you are. And we will be friends

-Rules of engagement (physical contact)?
Identify. Be cool. Get touches.

-How can I find you?
Oh you'll know. You'll fuckin know.

-Can I talk to you?
Yes. About anything and everything

-Can I give you lots of money?
What the fuck is this question even about?

-Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Maybe? Are you a cutie? Have you been tested recently?

-Can I hang out with you?
Sure whatever. Be cool and we can do whatever!

-Can I take your picture?
Why thou?

-How do I know if you're not looking to socialize (angry, busy or upset)?
If coffee then yes.
If no then get me coffee.
Im never busy

-What's your goal for the con this year?
Get party. Touch butts. See people I like. Meet people I never knew.