1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? Whats your name?
[REDACTED]

2. How tall are you?
Short!

3. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
Dark Brown

3. What about eye color?
Green/Blue

4. What orientation are you?
Pretty gaaay

5. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Hahahahahahah...oh wait, really? Single.

6. What do you do in your spare time?
What freetime!? Physics! Oh and maybe some Mass Effect :D

7. What's your job?
I teach the crap outta some physics and math.

8. What's one thing you like about yourself?
Sense of humor

9. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
Chunky

10. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
"Eye-watering sarcasm"

Good! Hold on, yer coming up on some deeper questions now... ready?

11. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

12. Do you drink?
Not really, only for taste.

13. Do you smoke?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No.

14. What are your fears?
I'm not posting this on a meme.

15. What are your dreams/goals?
Figure out something physics-wise nobody else has yet.

16. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
Of course!

Almost done!!! Time for some lighter topics now :D

17. Who's your best bud?
This guy that lets me live in his house.

18. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Something chip-like.

19. Favorite drink?
Hard to say.

20. Favorite color?
Green.

21. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Disassemble things/people at an atomic level.

22. Favorite movie?
Not into movies much.

23. Least favorite food?
Shellfish

24. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
Dunno. Probably would be more worried about why I'm about to die.

25. What do you drive/wish you drove?
2001 Corolla, wouldn't mind a bmw

Last 5 questions. You're in the homestretch, come on, you can make it! Lets see what gets under your skin.

26. Most disliked bug?
Everything ever.

27. Most hated pet peeves?
Aggressively ignorant people

28. Dislike in life?
People who are nasty for the sake of making themselves feel better.

29. Most annoying?
Liars and, as previously mentioned, people who are stupid on purpose

30. Most disliked TV show?
Oh, you WATCH the shows? I just have them as ambient noise. XD