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Poor Shred!!
Looks like He said something just a little over the top for Pandora to take his beer away.
Have fun with this one cause it looks like this one can go anywhere...
just don't forget to end your quote with "NO BEER FOR YOU!!!"
WADAYATHINK?
Looks like He said something just a little over the top for Pandora to take his beer away.
Have fun with this one cause it looks like this one can go anywhere...
just don't forget to end your quote with "NO BEER FOR YOU!!!"
WADAYATHINK?
Category All / All
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 932 x 689px
File Size 468.1 kB
ShoNuff44
"Shred, you should look at me straight in the face when we are holding a discussion, not my cleavage."
"What did you say? Oh, nothing, nothing at all. Except when you were blabbering your stupid snout off about that tramp lioness and her cheap menu prices at the tavern down the block." (As seen in Gravewalker's "On The House" commission she drew for me.
)
"What did you say? Oh, nothing, nothing at all. Except when you were blabbering your stupid snout off about that tramp lioness and her cheap menu prices at the tavern down the block." (As seen in Gravewalker's "On The House" commission she drew for me.
)
"My 'cups' runneth over? No beer for you!"
"You know damn well there are no pretzels between my breasts! No beer for you!"
"That was the worst sausage joke I've ever heard. No beer for you!"
"I can't believe you tried to use 'pork' as a pick-up line. No beer (or sex) for you!"
"'Nice ham hocks'?! @$&#%! No beer for you!"
"D-cup, my ass! No beer for you!"
"You know damn well there are no pretzels between my breasts! No beer for you!"
"That was the worst sausage joke I've ever heard. No beer for you!"
"I can't believe you tried to use 'pork' as a pick-up line. No beer (or sex) for you!"
"'Nice ham hocks'?! @$&#%! No beer for you!"
"D-cup, my ass! No beer for you!"
OK here's mine,
Shred: Aww c'mon Pandora, what did I say?!!
Pandora: First you went to Equestria to those harlots at the castle in Ponyville *yeah castle right* which is a bar/brothel and first off the Princess Sparkle was so happy to see you again and gave you a great head job in which you remarked "Damn! Pandora could get some great pointers fron the princess.", Secondly you have an chocolate pudding wrestling with that Butch Dash in which you beat her and made her straight and walking funny for weeks "bet that rainbow is a dye job bitch.". Third you had dinner with that snooty stuck stick so shoved up in Rarity's ass and complimented on the wine being more better you go to work in, Fourth You partied hard with that whore Pinkie in which she stripped off your clothing and put cool whip with a very healthy dose of candy and you pretended to be the special gift with an extra amount of cream filling. And that Fluttershy bitch "which her shy act is an act but a horny mare in wolfs clothing" that gave you belly rubs while you were suspended upside down for Pinkie MY BELLY RUBS!!!!!!!!!!. And finally you know what's the kicker you went to that slut Applejack and tasted her vintage Hard apple cider and you said and i quote "DAMN THIS LIQUOR IS THE NECTAR OF THE GODS THAT MAKES MY BEER AT THE BAR I WORK AT PALED IN COMPARISON!!!!!!!". I said to you Shred good day and "NO BEER FOR YOU!!"
Shred: Aww c'mon Pandora, what did I say?!!
Pandora: First you went to Equestria to those harlots at the castle in Ponyville *yeah castle right* which is a bar/brothel and first off the Princess Sparkle was so happy to see you again and gave you a great head job in which you remarked "Damn! Pandora could get some great pointers fron the princess.", Secondly you have an chocolate pudding wrestling with that Butch Dash in which you beat her and made her straight and walking funny for weeks "bet that rainbow is a dye job bitch.". Third you had dinner with that snooty stuck stick so shoved up in Rarity's ass and complimented on the wine being more better you go to work in, Fourth You partied hard with that whore Pinkie in which she stripped off your clothing and put cool whip with a very healthy dose of candy and you pretended to be the special gift with an extra amount of cream filling. And that Fluttershy bitch "which her shy act is an act but a horny mare in wolfs clothing" that gave you belly rubs while you were suspended upside down for Pinkie MY BELLY RUBS!!!!!!!!!!. And finally you know what's the kicker you went to that slut Applejack and tasted her vintage Hard apple cider and you said and i quote "DAMN THIS LIQUOR IS THE NECTAR OF THE GODS THAT MAKES MY BEER AT THE BAR I WORK AT PALED IN COMPARISON!!!!!!!". I said to you Shred good day and "NO BEER FOR YOU!!"
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