Conversation with  tehgoldencrowbar that led to this picture:

TheGoldenCrowbar: *does the cookie*
TheGoldenCrowbar: You should cookie with me
A Foxcoon Named Moose: o3o
A Foxcoon Named Moose:How does one DO the cookie?
TheGoldenCrowbar: Well you said, "I wanna cookie"
TheGoldenCrowbar: It must be some kind of traditional elderly matron dance
A Foxcoon Named Moose: Ah.
A Foxcoon Named Moose: ovo;
TheGoldenCrowbar: Like, imagine if you are the matriarch of a modern american/canadian/european family
TheGoldenCrowbar: And elderly matriarch
TheGoldenCrowbar: And you wish to cook confections for your kin
TheGoldenCrowbar: You must do the cookie to complete the ritual
A Foxcoon Named Moose: ...
A Foxcoon Named Moose: *does the cookie with John...*
TheGoldenCrowbar: *does the cookie* ouo
A Foxcoon Named Moose: Damn it, now I want to draw treble doing a dance in a cookie outfit...
TheGoldenCrowbar: NAO
TheGoldenCrowbar: DO IT
TheGoldenCrowbar: The patron saints of the cookie dance demand it!
A Foxcoon Named Moose: LOL

So yeah, praise be to the Jammie Dodger