Life is good as a Sphix Rat. Everyone's scared of you, you haven't had respect for the law in years and your ass is always dripping wet with how often it's being kissed.

Hard to keep an ego in check when you're walking a living, lawless dream of ruthlessly waged power and violent excess where people give you anything you want for free, lest you take it. Humility is often a burden to our obvious betters in society.

One has to wonder how the Sphix brothers here manage to manage that weight so gracefully, as the respectable legitimate businessmen that they are. If one had to surmise a reason as to why this particular clan of Rats wins the respect of so many- one needs to look no further than that with all the family has going for it- they are so humble and soft spoken in their day to day affairs.

...Obviously!

Very obviously....

For Ashur.