That guy is just "Well shit."

oh yeah

Is it wrong that I thought of the top left picture as an "Oh my god!" squee face because his huge jaw looks like hands to me at first glance? XD

Looks pretty sweet, though I would look more at car structures, they have the safety box, though with that kind of weight that easily gets crushed in... Though the front and back of the car would just like crumple more so than flatten, so the front, the hood especially would be sticking out and up more while the center of the car is pushed in and down! I hope this makes sense...

I will remember that for next time as this will surely not be the last car I will be crushing. Thank you for the critique