my deepest fear about this comic is that it might be autobiographical

8Ic

this is almost as embarrassing as the time i stapled my thumb cuticles trying to hang a poster

then there was the time I sliced a huge gouge in my leg because I was swatting at flies with an exacto knife in my hand...
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17993489/

holy fuck
you're a Darwin award just waiting to happen

How I'm alive right now is a mystery

my brother, at long last we are reunited

... been there. Battery acid is fucking horrible

oh good. I don't feel so alone understanding this world. T_T

I USUALLY USE MY TONGUE... but my lips are more sensitive so I... I guess... that was a better idea???

I love your response lmao!!!

Reminds me of a time back in grade school when the teacher SPECIFICALLY told us not to eat the harmful minerals. but i had to lick it.

oh... you precious child, no.

I SAW IT AS A CHALLENGE

Oh lawd. I did this when my parents told me not to put too much salt on things. So I tried to eat a handful of salt.

MISTAKES WERE MADE.

You would've made an excellent prehistoric food taster! Smells weird? LICK IT.

Only in the South XD

I have never been

I know just jokes XD

Which state u from?

Born and raised in California BU

Oh your West Coast, I see how it is now ;) East coast representing over her ;$

Oh no!!!! D:

My wife licks hot spatulas when there's something yummy stuck to them, so... you're not alone.

I picked up some battz and one of them on the bottom leaked out on the glass and I got it on my fingers.

U thilly when you smonk too much veed.

I wasn't even smoking at the time ;o;

I could just picture you doing this, and then being legitimately surprised by the outcome.

I've been going through some junk in my room and found a treasure box filled with rocks my dad gave me from his travels around the states (I love collecting unique rocks). I found a mysterious rock with some yellow crusty stuff on top. Like the APE I am I sniffed it. It smelled kinda funky.
Then I licked it. ._.
I thought I was gonna die cuz I thought it was sulfur. I'm still not sure what it is, but it's been half a month and I'm still okay. Unless sulfur causes a slow death.

THE STORY IS, we're all monkeys

you are such a beautiful creature airu. I can just hear your screams xD

Proper alchemist procedures, nothing to see here! XD