Session Overview:

Experiment 50814 (Autposy) was subjected to a series of humorous reading materials in an attempt to teach the concept of "joking" and to encourage it to make a few of its own to drive the concept home.

After hearing a series and laughing giddily, we asked if it would like to tell one.

Autopsy: "Yes, yes, okay!" [It turns to the aide closest to it.] "What do you call a man with no eyes!"
The aide: [looking visably stricken] "...W-what?"
Autopsy: "Conner!"

The subject then bursts into a fit of laughter, which continues as the subject is escorted back to its holding pen.
The aide, whose name tag read Conner, resigned shortly after.

Note: We scheduled Conner's early retirement party for Friday afternoon, but as it has yet been impossible to reach him, it will be postponed until contact had been made.

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