"An ordinance technician at a dead run outranks everyone"

No shit there I was about to enjoy a valentines day with two of my friends steak and scotch. That went out the window when one of my associates that works for the City's PD gives me a call. Apparently some yutz of a movie director decided to use an actual explosive in their latest spy movie and they were at the nuclear plant on the south side of town. It wasn't a real nuke thank heavens, but a bona fide explosive inside of it had city officials sweating. So as I said Smith from PD called me to come in and do a quick defuse job. I hate defuse jobs and am very bad at it, but after the clear-water bank incident I owed them one so I reluctantly agreed to come in. Now, i'm not saying I was not confident in my defusing skills, but I wanted some insurance. So I called a "fairy" or something that I saw an advert for on a light post, magic or some shit. So I go in kitted lightly, more so for comfort than anything. And just in true movie fashion these idiots made this thing very unrealistic and a pain in the ass to defuse. After practically hacking off the side panel with a crow bar I see the timer and a ton of green wires. I was trained on blue and red wires, not this green crap. So by this time the timer was getting a little too low for comfort, so I told the fairy to work her magic and she did.
And it didn't help.
at all.
Timer went to zero and a bunch of hearts appeared on the LED display. Then the thing started to shake and beep, and I needed no extra reason to leave. Dead sprint out of the facility all I hear behind me is giggling and footsteps, lots and lots of footsteps. Chancing a glance behind me I saw the face, or faces, of destruction and kept booking it. The guys cordoning off the plant saw me running and hustled to their cars and had begun driving off, without us, assholes. But one van did have the courtesy to slow down enough for us to jump in and get away.
I really don't know how far the buggers went, but when we got geared up to purge them 12 hours later there wasn't sight nor sound of them around. They just poof, vanished. City council kept it hush hush for obvious reasons, and on an unrelated note council approval in the last poll from the city south side went up 23%.
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A fun little piece I got from  Faily_Tales
go and check them out, they are a collective of good artists
Gryph is mine and the well meaning fairy is  Oxa