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My feelings on that matter.

oh twilight what classic monster wont you destroy

i hope no 1 asks the rules to were-wolfs in new moon

please tell me it isnt sometime outlandishly stupid like thier coats shimmer in the moonlght or some crap like that

Or are just really hairy Preppies...

Naw... Twilight werewolves really just turn into poodles.

The small, yippie kind?

Yes, the kind that are more pleasant to be around that it is to watch the Twilight movie.

They can turn into wolves at any time, as long as they want to. :p

Also apparently they hate vampires.

Vampires can only be killed by werewolves or other vampires. So a stake through the heart won't work?

no you fool you can only burn them alive or cut there head off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally, someone bashed Twilight. Good job, Kelvin XP

Yes, finally :3 *Also heard on TV they talked about "Top 5 worst Vampire powers" and Twilight took the cake for stupidest ^^*

Awesome! I hope Jake kills Edward. Not because I like any of the characters in Twilight, but because the vampires in Twilight are just that fail XD

Count Chocula and the Count were not easy to draw. That's for sure.

D: funny I figure violent burning to ash.

thats a lie!

-_o how'd you know...

i am a vampire expert1 TRUST ME!

-_o what about crossing rivers and going into peoples houses by being invited in?

rivers a lie! and deoends on what clan of vampire you are!

Stake to the heart made of holly, Holy ground, and Holy water?

stake a lie so they can "die", holy water what is holy these days, and hollowed grond only works on deamons and witches!

._. hrm, ok how about the holy whip the "Vampire Killer" and what about a blessed cross?

hmmm holy objects dont really work either! vampires love the sun lught. are you talking about castlevania?

-_o yes.... cause clearily holy objects yield much pain... very much so in Castlevania... which I think they are finally going to release a good 3D one finally with lords of shadow.

no holy items fail on vampires and metal only kills deamons!

Calling yourself a vampire expert might be a little over the top as there are quite the lot of difrent tales of the vampires.

I've been saying this for years, Count Chocula makes a better vampire than Edward Cullen.

and alice cullen is better than count whatever!

Poor bastards.

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lmao!!!

*walkin next ya sparklin as well* i sear im not!!! >..,> (but i dont balive this i think they really do vaporize in the sun ^~^)

That's not sparkles. That's flakes of vampire coming off before they go POOF!!!

LOL Twilight bashing, I love it.

Thanks for butchering the vampire myth, Stephanie Meyers.

ffffffffff D:

Its true! They do then they burst into flames!

lolwat

Ahhh, Twilight.
Well, I will say this - Vampires DO shimmer in the sunlight (and finish reading before you kill me XD)
They shimmer because they're on FIRE, and flames kinda shimmer ^^

Twilight bashing for the win! :D

NOOOOOO *headesk*
WHYYY MUST SHE DESTROY THE MOST AWESOME FORM OF DEATH IN THE UNIVERSE???

This makes so much sense... yet no sense at all at the same time.

the movie twighlight removes the last bit of what little terror vampires had left

at least werewolves cant sparkle in the sunlight

So you don't find it more terrifying that vampires aren't restricted to the night time and can hunt people in the day too? Before a victim could have a chance if they slept in the day and were awake at night to fight.

Well it'd be kinda hard for these vampires to hunt during the day given the fact that they sparkle in sunlight. So I'd imagine you'd see them a mile away. Even if it was an over cast day it's just somehow not as creepy. I mean think about it. One of the main reasons vampires can scare us so is because they're creatures of the night. Lurking in the darkness where we can't see them and we often don't see them until it's too late. Humans are diurnal. Active during the day. We have very poor night vision compared to many other animals. It's part of why we naturally fear the dark. Something could see us but we wouldn't see it.

With these vampires out during the day at will well what separates them from really just another animal they can prey upon humans? It takes away the mystique of the vampire.

There really was no good reason ever given for the vampire's restriction to night time other then the old religious bullcrap that they were unholy and would wither in the light. We accepted it for so long that now someone's deciding things differently and we criticize them for it.

that....... and a werewolf could kick a vampires butt. vampires have too many weaknesses. crucifixes, daylight, stake in the heart, cant enter a home without being invited in

werewolves, they just need a full moon, and are weak against silver, especially to the heart

think about it, you can make a stake out of almost anything, but how many people can afford enough silver to kill a werewolf?

Dunno, vampires have been portrayed in so many different ways from just a slightly strong human with a thirst for blood to nearly a god like creature with the ability to control people's minds and transform into various forms. You could essentially burn them to ashes and over enough time they'd regenerate. I think Anne Rice defined the vampires best. The strong ones from her world would have little problem dispatching a werewolf since they'd find the werewolf when they were stuck in human form and kill them when they least expected it. The vampires from Underworld weren't much of a match for the werewolves.

maybe, but a werewolf, even in human form, is still not fully human. meaning it may not be as easy as you think it might be

Also, it depends on what kind of vampires we're talking about, if we're talking about the modern ones like the ones from twilight aren't any good at all, but if we look at the transylvanian vampire lords, then we're talking about vampires.

true, the older ones were scarier, and they didnt sparkle, making em that much scarier. but van helsing was the movie that showed werewolves with enough mentallity can kill a vampire. my money will always be with the wolf, more vicious and less forgiving

Depends on my mood really on what I'd choose. Some times I prefer being the dark seductive kind and sometimes it's just fun to jump people and rip their insides out.

It's not that we criticize her for breaking the age old myth.... we criticize her for creating a solution to that myth that is so laughably impossible.... so blindingly stupid and so massively unrealistic that it makes the Chinese myth that you need to make your house have a 1 inch lintel all around the doorway (the door boarder) so you can prevent zombies from entering your house.... because zombies can only "hop".... seem plausible.

Plus she single handed-ly butchered literacy as we know it.... people are claiming her books are high school reading level.... this is numbing down English expectations to the point that fan-fiction seems high literature.

Except vampires aren't realistic so any change to their mythology/powers/abilities is allowed.

I didn't even realize the Count was a vampire until I was about ten.

He's a vampire? Oh, why didn't I see it before?

The movie was alright and this is a neat lil concept but ultimately it just ends up taking away from the vampire. A creature which is supposed to invoke the fear of the night and lose of life. Also really if you saw a sparkly person even if you knew it was a vampire would your first reaction be fear? No you may stand there in awe of how pretty it is or get a laugh out of it perhaps but your not instantly afraid. The mystery of the night brings on that fear because the vampire hunts in it. He hunts where we're most vulnerable. We have poor night vision so we fear the dark. Pure and simple. Give me a more traditional vampire any day.

A real vampire doesn't sparkle in the sunlight but it's skin is charred and it burns like a torch in the day. That is the true vampire.

vampires dont sparkel in the sun! its a stupid myth created by a great auther!

....Great?......

and some vampires who are old enough can resiest the sun! read interview with the vampire!

*sighs*

Oh Vlad the Impaler...what would you say to this?

Something in Romanian, I would think.

And stay crunchy in milk, apparently.

Damn you, Meyer!