Throw it against a wall? That always worked in the chao garden...

Note: I do not condone these actions

A likely story!

(I don't think a lot of people knew about just rocking the egg back and forth for a minute though.)

Can confirm, strategy works. Try it at home, lads.

incubate it inside yourself... eat it.

"How to Scientificaly Hatch a Large Easter Egg... by Clover Evergreen
1- Make it certain to have it still well wrapped.. leaking would be bad as cleaning fur is not that easy...
2- Carefully cuddle it with your fluffy self in a warm embrace so it knows your love.. bonus points for having a fluffly tail to wrap around it..
3- You may want to take a nap like this as it may take a while... be patient, it will be worth it.

enjoy one of two possible results... A- it was made of chocolate and melted.. you now have a base for any recipe with molten deliciousness (may require more heating as well as a very carefull removal of wraps)... B- it may or may not be covered in chocolate, yet it hatched! Congrats you have a brand new not-yet-cataloged-species child, you lucky you! - now bring it to my lab to catalog it under your name."
- Clover