Car salesmen must have the greatest job ever in your universe.

He's gotta keep all the bitches presentable and sale-worthy, almost makes them more link pimps in this world lol.

It'd be a shame if they are around so many cars and aren't allowed to do anything with them (that's what used car salesmen are for). It's like working at a pizzeria and not being allowed to have any pizza unless you buy one.

But what do I know. Zilch.

"Man, Id ride that car day and night."

Oh baby! Pound that bumper all night.

I can tell the car is thinking "You want me to smooch you, don't you"

Purrr she SO is isn't she?

I agree.

you crazy kid. <3

Only on a good day

Mmmmfs, I'd like to get deep into that sweet car all day long. ;)

Mmm me too buddy, just melt into that bumper.

I think in another part of a human's world, I think the car sees you driving it That's how my mother found her white Toyota tundra

what?

Another man's view, seeing the automotive industry change these days, they're coming out with crazy ideas to put in cars. there is a car the is alive called the BMW next 100. so what if, they come out with a car that picks the driver

Lol well if you listen to Transformers apparently the car does choose the driver. XD

Yessssss! exactly just how Bernie Mac put it Yes yess

So thats how they get cars! I thought they grew on trees :o

You're joking right?

Yep. Even I know that they are built.....but imagine if you could grow a tree that spawns in tiny cars XD

A car seed... awww

*I plant the seed in the ground and go to bed. The next morning I walk outside and see a tree with a bunch of tiny boxes growing on it. I soon open one of them and find a baby car. I quickly gather them all and open all of them up to find I have grown 15 baby cars....who soon notice me. And, as natural instinct dictates, they suddenly imprint* "Awwww, hello little ones!"

God that's adorable. <3333

https://youtu.be/CzLdd-Lqq4M?t=574

Hey, what do you think these baby girls will like oil?

Car titty-milk obviously! Ask around, I'm sure you'll find a girl perverted enough to let you milk her. XD

*taps on Cindi's leg* "Got any milk I can borrow? I got these and dont know how to feed them." *holds up a box of baby cars*

love it made me lol hugs

No. Get a first gen camaro then you will be happy my guy

Car responds with "Trust me, you'll get the ride of your life..."

Purr don't you know it! Having fucked a honda civic of that year I can wholey agree too. XD

They need to have a bedroom service, similar to a test drive, where you can fully appreciate the whole experience of what it must be like to own a car of such talents :)

The issue that people like us would have in such a world is we could never be content with one! So either we're broke but happy with what cars/other vehicles we have, or perhaps we do a little bit of persuasion, make the car say "Hey, that's the human I want to spend the rest of my life with" And leave car salesmen behind, confused.

LOL! Funny enough! That Civic I did it with belongs to another mech I know. We both had super hots for that year of civic and one day when I told him there was a lot up the road selling one. I convinced him to take her on a test drive, but instead drive her directly to his house, fuck the shit out of her, then bring her back. If he decided to buy her then he'd know she was good in bed, if not.. well then he just had a good free fuck. Turns out she was so amazing that he bought her right then and there. XD

Or you know.. just have fun with prostitutes.. you know like Trixie. I've spent lots of time with the real life equivalent of car prostitutes (carstitutes) aka rentals.. : )

Glad to hear :)

Perhaps, not as good as a long term relationship with the car gal/boi of your dreams though.

Well no.. but who's looking for long term commitments with a prostitute? XD Isn't that kind of the point? Love your daily driver, get a rental for a night when you want the feel of an unfamiliar tailpipe.

Yeah, I don't know, just think I'm fine with servicing whoever I'm with... and if we feel like more variety is needed? Then we get another permanent member!

Suit yourself : )

There was always one question I've always wanted to ask?

Yes?

If I were that Honda, I'd stay far away from that guy it'd probably end up riced out and damage beyond repair

😂 yup