Okay which one of you was browsing FurAffinity?
What do you mean two thirds of the [REDACTED] Site staff were on there? How MUCH!?
We pay you to work not to...
I... don't care... that... just...
Fine! I'll admit I am impressed by the fact that they bridge the gap between organic and artificial life in a way that was previously considered impossible by current science.
HOW MUCH WORK HAVE YOU SLACKERS BEEN... oh thanks for the new specs and you've gotten rid of that list of bugs ahead of schedule...

Great, we've got 1024 of these things roaming around the place now. What are we going to do with these fuzzballs?
Fine. You can pat them. But on your own time!

Sketch by the wonderful:  jabirucrocuta