Busting cogs by moonlight
Earning jellybeans by daylight
Never running from a real fight
She is the one named Sailor Toon!

This pun randomly came into my head
While I was playing Toontown with my friends
And now it's turning into a song!
Please stop me before I...

SAILOR VENUS!
SAILOR MERCURY!
SAILOR MARS!
SAILOR JUPITER!

Secret powers oh-so new to her
She is the one named Sailor Toon!

(EPIC GUITAR SOLO)

Busting cogs by moonlight
Earning jellybeans by daylight
With her Toon Scouts to help fight
She is the one named Sailor Toon!
She is the one named Sailor Toon!
She is the one
Sailor Toon!