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In the Super Smash Brothers universe, various characters often fight each other to the height of their skill in order to knock each other off of miscellaneous stages in the name of glory, no matter how difficult the odds... One day, sick of getting bullied by a specific fighter for using a key as a weapon, the classic ghost gobbling yellow tank decided to do things a little bit differently through: “Hacks...” coughs Pac-Man with a wink.

Entering a single stock battle, Pac-Man waits in an abyss of darkness known as: the loading screen. Appropriately, the map that's loaded is Balloon Battle. A highly pixelated stage centered with water and five grassy platforms. Two thick chunks of land serving as little islands, one long thin piece hovering above the water with a killer fish lurking beneath, and two smaller thin pieces hovering even farther above ground with a moonless, yet, starry night sky accompanied by two puffy gray clouds in the background. “3... 2... 1... GO!” Yells an epic voice from nothingness.

As the zealous contender hops towards the center platform, a smirking light-blue Yoshi carelessly bangs his head on some kind of twirling red weight above the grass and gets knocked onto one of the higher platforms in the opposite direction. While Pac-Man firmly lands his little boots, he plants a big red fire hydrant into the soil with three open ends. As the energetic dinosaur tries ground-pounding his butt into Pac-Man, he swiftly rolls out of the way before releasing the flashing blue and green tractor beam from Galaga. Before Yoshi can even react, Pac-Man pulls him in and plugs his mouth into the open top of the hydrant.

Sealing both ends with a couple of melons to concentrate the water flow, Pac-Man waves his key in Yoshi's gaze to make him realize what kind of verbal torment he's done to the poor character to make him even consider hacking the system to do things he wasn't previously able to do. As the cold liquid blasts through Yoshi's throat, his body ascends straight up into the air from the forceful filling while remaining stuck. Inflating into a giant perfectly spherical balloon, he desperately pushes on the hydrant for freedom as his quivering limbs gradually sink into his body. Looking exactly like he'd eaten a blimp fruit from a familiar galaxy, his body gurgles and churns loudly as Pac-Man takes in-game screenshots of the fattening dinosaur.

“Mph...!” Moans Yoshi with timid eyes. Bloating at a fast rate, Pac-Man backs away with a sinister smile to give him some space. Feeling the sloshing water build up in his girth, Yoshi's body has grown a little bigger than a quarter of the map - forcing the hovering weight to move aside as the fish watches the ever-expanding blue ball in horror. After awkwardly adjusting his tail, Yoshi begins spewing eggs from his rear like a machine gun, continuously popping in the night sky like wet fireworks. Face blushing hard red from the overwhelming feeling of fast-paced egg spurting, seemingly everlasting force-feeding, and embarrassment - his gargantuan figure swells even larger than half of the stage.

Equipping the very key that Yoshi mocked, Pac-Man skillfully throws it at the hydrant - damaging it to the point of disappearing. Surprised by the sudden help, the free-mouthed blimp of a dinosaur regurgitates a powerful spray of liquid. Thus, blasting off into the sky like a newly discovered planet for the Super Mario Galaxy universe. “GAME!” After a brief moment of silence in the realm of the loading screen, the world turns gray with a decent shot of colorful confetti. “THE WINNER IS... PAC-MAN!” Announces the epic voice. As Pac-Man stands triumphantly, Planet-Yoshi zigzags by in the background attempting to clap for him, but can't since his hands are sunk too far into his own mass to give praise. So, he just hopelessly wiggles his hands and boots as they exit his bloated body at a snail-like pace. THE END