I'm a huge Nightmare Before Christmas Fan. I have some art somewhere of me in a Sally dress with my BF as a Jack plushie. If I ever get access back to my main account, I may post it there. Now, this won't poison you, or put you to sleep - but it's filled with vitamins, minerals, and all that good stuff for your body. Leave the decoy spoons in the drawer! It's low fat, low calorie, and filling. Completely vegan if you leave out the optional sour cream skull (or whatever you draw on there).

Ingredients:
2 tbps olive oil
2 Leeks, sliced thin (deadly nightshade)
7 garlic cloves, sliced (frog's breath)
5 cups veggie broth (worms wort)
3 cups lightly packed spinach leaves
2 potatoes (I used russet as that's what I had in the lab at the time), peeled and cubed
Salt & Pepper (to taste)
Optional
Sour cream and milk (see notes)

Directions:
Heat oil on medium low heat
Sauté leeks for 2-4min until fragrant, add garlic and sauté about 2 minutes more.
Add potatoes and broth, increase heat to medium and bring to boil
Cook for 25 min or until potatoes are soft
Add spinach and cook for 5 min more
Using a blender or an immersion blender, blend until smooth and creamy.

Optional:
Thin the sour cream out at a 1 cup sour cream to 1/4 cup water or milk. Stir well to blend. Pour the mix into a plastic condiment bottle and draw whatever you'd like! Skulls, spider webs, a frog, etc - have fun with it!

~Nothing's more suspicious than frog's breath! Until *you* taste it, I won't swallow a spoonful!~