Poutine Vs Hamburger

Maple Syrup Vs Twinkies

Bavon Vs Bacon

The battle of the skips that will never happen because they'll just eat and cry

the battle is more of an unintentional eating contest

Oh no I don't think there's ever been any skip that's been happy

evil skip is happy (but also evil)

Is Evil Skip fat or is he muscular?

i've been thinking about Evil Skip for a whole now and i'm honestly not sure

Skips League: Crisis of Infinite Depression

chungus league

I can just imagine Bri’ish skip in the style of ‘Norf FC’ like:

‘Ate me loif
‘Ate me ‘ouse
‘Ate them moice (not racyis, jus don’ loik em)
Luv me choccy
Simple as

ate the chocolate :V

Skip: Into the Skipperverse

So does that mean there's a girl Skip-

girl skip would have smaller boobs than regular skip

I don't mind that. That just means girl skip has a bigger ass than regular skip.

hot

She could be the Valentines Skip and be a lovebird with massive bingo wings and a massive ass. She wears a sweatstained shirt covered with hearts and tears from her big body. She films herself eating huge amounts of chocolate to support her chocololate addiction (a vicious cycle but a hot one). By the end of those recording the clothes she was wearing are stained with chocolate and don't fit her after a couple of weeks.
Or maybe it's Nurse Lopunny just in Skips position and very fat (failed career as nurse, massive chocolate addiction, films herself eating a lot to fund her chocolate addiction)

Thanksgiving Skip is a Turkey who wears a fall themed sweater with lots of food stains and rips everywhere.

Halloween Skip is a... Long Skip? (I couldn't think of an animal associated with Halloween, plus spookiest Skip for Spooky Month).

Chinese New Years Skip is a chinese styled dragon that wears a very tight business suit covered in liquor and food stains. Their story is that they once ran a Chinese version of PDCorp, but got overthrown by the Lord Purple Dragon of that universe. Now spends their days eating, drinking, and being sad (sometimes angry) about what happened to them. Also failing interviews at other offices because of their appearance and weight. (A panda would also work since they're already fat.)

Some ideas about future alternate universe Skips that popped up in my head as I was writing the first one.

oh i love them...

halloween skip would be a bat that eats candy corn :3

Thank you!

That makes sense actually... Bats are normally supposed to eat fruits and other stuff, so for them to develop some kind of an addiction to candy would make sense. They can wear an orange shirt with a jack-o-lantern face on it but also stretched out and ripping from their boobs (or moobs if they're a guy). Their story is that they were once a celebrity like Skip but a successful one that let their life fall a part after becoming addicted to Candy Corn.

You're multiverse has a cholesterol problem. In the fun way, I mean.

one of skip's many problems :3c

mmm syrup hamburgers