making this unhinged conspiracy theory come to life. A friend got followed by a bizarre Minecraft account and I ended up spending way more time digging into it than I expected to.

"Now let's talk about GlennMC. Can we talk about GlennMC please? I've been dying to talk about GlennMC with you all day, okay. GlennMC, this name keeps comin' up over and over and over again. Every day GlennMC's getting mentioned to me. GlennMC, GlennMC! I look on Twitter, this whole timeline is GlennMC! So I say to myself I gotta find this guy. I gotta go up to his discord, I gotta put these posts in the guy's goddamn hands! Otherwise he's never gonna get it, it's gonna keep coming back down here. So I go into Glenn's discord and what do I find out? What do I find out? There is. No. GlennMC. The man does not exist, okay?"

Hyde belongs to me!