"Nothing beats being retired, or even my combat record! I can fly anywhere without my old Chain of Command shitting down my neck for violating airspaces, and if someone has a problem with it, they can take it up with one of my sparrows!" The Tomcat cheekily stated, much to the dismay of his Buccaneer friend who in turn rolled her eyes. "At least I don't cost an arm, a leg, a first born child, the Cross Christ was put up on and half of Englands GDP to maintain you smug little fuck." Replied the Buccaneer with a laugh.


A beautifully done art piece, commissioned by a close friend by the name of ISRAv3 on Discord of our Dire Machine Characters conversing in their electronic Noises.

Art is by the ever legendary, wonderful and exceptionally talented Ratbat (Her work can be found here https://www.titanatelier.com/category/original/)

The Beautiful Blue Blackburn Buccaneer is Elle. The Handsome and ever smug Asshole F-14D Tomcat is HellHound.

Elle belongs to her respective owner and creator, ISRAv4.
HellHound belongs to me.


(Fan of Dire Machines? Have a Char or just enjoy the art? Feel free to join the Living Machine Discord! Owned by ISRAv4 and Co-Owned by myself! Discord.gg/sxBTYWNTQZ