Oh, Sissy. What have you gotten into, now?
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Actually, i just though of a line that could apply for both results!
You know when the turrets say "are you still there?"
Well, if it was a negative result, it could be like "Are you still there?" (get your ass back to the bed and make sum babies!). If it was positive, "Are you still there?" (or have you freaked out already?)
xP
You know when the turrets say "are you still there?"
Well, if it was a negative result, it could be like "Are you still there?" (get your ass back to the bed and make sum babies!). If it was positive, "Are you still there?" (or have you freaked out already?)
xP
you know you're right..in pics women doing this look like they are waiting for the bus, but IRL, they are usually bouncing off the walls either for a YAYA positive or Oh FUCK positive...Or perhaps the Opposite of both which would be Aww damn Negative, or WOOHOOO BITCHES negative...
Love your icon btw.
Unfortunately, my boyfriend WANTS kids. My kids. His kids......I want to adopt. He says I gotta push the thing out. =[
I put it a little into perspective for him though. When I told him I wanted my Nonos intact, he told me "Dont worry, they fix it, haha"
I said "YOU try to push a golf ball out of your penis! And dont worry, if you cant do it on your own without ripping, they'll just cut your shit with an xacto knife and stitch you back up!" Yeah that was the end of that. It freaks me out to the point of phobia. I'd much rather have a C-section, but I heard they refuse to do those unless something goes wrong with baby.
Unfortunately, my boyfriend WANTS kids. My kids. His kids......I want to adopt. He says I gotta push the thing out. =[
I put it a little into perspective for him though. When I told him I wanted my Nonos intact, he told me "Dont worry, they fix it, haha"
I said "YOU try to push a golf ball out of your penis! And dont worry, if you cant do it on your own without ripping, they'll just cut your shit with an xacto knife and stitch you back up!" Yeah that was the end of that. It freaks me out to the point of phobia. I'd much rather have a C-section, but I heard they refuse to do those unless something goes wrong with baby.
Take it from me, C-section isn't that snazzy. The no-no parts may stay 'in tact', but you can't to diddly for 6 weeks. Longer if you're not careful, or if something goes wrong. No heavy lifting, and 'heavy' includes gallons of milk. I had to sleep in a recliner, because every time I tried to lay down, it took a half an hour of pain and struggling to stand back up because they accidentally stitched a nerve into the area. And I find out that's actually quite common.
No soaking those tired muscles, because you can't submerge the area. Showers only, and non perfumed soap over the stitches. And they itch like crazy...you can't scratch them either.
And while this is going on, you're still expected to take care of your baby, so unless your boyfriend wants to stay at home for that whole time and help you, you have to avoid taking the pain meds so you can concentrate on not dropping the baby, and feeding the baby (even if you bottle feed).
I wish I had been able to have mine the natural way. The no-no parts may have been temporarily stretched, but there are exercises for that, and it's meant to stretch and reform.
I've seen my friends bounce back from baby's natural birth with no pain after the first week.
No soaking those tired muscles, because you can't submerge the area. Showers only, and non perfumed soap over the stitches. And they itch like crazy...you can't scratch them either.
And while this is going on, you're still expected to take care of your baby, so unless your boyfriend wants to stay at home for that whole time and help you, you have to avoid taking the pain meds so you can concentrate on not dropping the baby, and feeding the baby (even if you bottle feed).
I wish I had been able to have mine the natural way. The no-no parts may have been temporarily stretched, but there are exercises for that, and it's meant to stretch and reform.
I've seen my friends bounce back from baby's natural birth with no pain after the first week.
Yes, see I had a Breast Reduction, so I KNOW of some of the "fixing up" that men expect can be done after having a child (though again would never have one) I had 300+ stitches though. And unless you ahve a problem with your no no parts, then they don't find it surgically necessary to "repair " it.
And yes there ARE actually two legitimate phobias of pregnancy, maybe 3.
One of being pregnant, one of Giving Birth and one of taking care of a baby.
Most of my life I have known I didn't want kids, and I had some BFs who said they didn't but really did and it will really end a relationship. That may not be the MAIN issue it ends, but trust me it plays a part. Getting with a partner that doesn't want kids as much as you don't is what you gotta do really. I am engaged, and my mate Bless him he is happy with just animals/pets as our children. Then again we are both mostly full time artists (he does 3D and art on here and I do Belly dance and art on here) so needless to say a child wouldn't fit in. And seriously, any guy that expects a girl to have kids HIS kids and wants it 100% natural, or "they'll just fix you later" or "they can do a c-section" clearly has a LARGE passion for children and doesn't understand how it all works.
Form what I have heard and seen from friends pregnancy is hard on a woman's body, a natural thing of course, but still hard, and our parents most of them, (mothers) live with sagging breasts, stretched out no no places ( I love that term now) and such. That's the way it is. They had c-sections back then, but it was mostly for an emergency.
I am SO happy that my mate is on the same page as me, cause if I had to "convince" him of the whole "nothing is living in or coming out of me EVER" then I think in time it would break us apart.
And yes there ARE actually two legitimate phobias of pregnancy, maybe 3.
One of being pregnant, one of Giving Birth and one of taking care of a baby.
Most of my life I have known I didn't want kids, and I had some BFs who said they didn't but really did and it will really end a relationship. That may not be the MAIN issue it ends, but trust me it plays a part. Getting with a partner that doesn't want kids as much as you don't is what you gotta do really. I am engaged, and my mate Bless him he is happy with just animals/pets as our children. Then again we are both mostly full time artists (he does 3D and art on here and I do Belly dance and art on here) so needless to say a child wouldn't fit in. And seriously, any guy that expects a girl to have kids HIS kids and wants it 100% natural, or "they'll just fix you later" or "they can do a c-section" clearly has a LARGE passion for children and doesn't understand how it all works.
Form what I have heard and seen from friends pregnancy is hard on a woman's body, a natural thing of course, but still hard, and our parents most of them, (mothers) live with sagging breasts, stretched out no no places ( I love that term now) and such. That's the way it is. They had c-sections back then, but it was mostly for an emergency.
I am SO happy that my mate is on the same page as me, cause if I had to "convince" him of the whole "nothing is living in or coming out of me EVER" then I think in time it would break us apart.
C sections carry so much more risk to both you and baby. I gave birth not long ago and nearly had to have c section.. I was absolutely beside myself with fear. Thankfully I started progressing right at the cut off point and was able to give birth naturally! It baffles me that people would rather a huge cut through their skin, fat layer and uterus risking all kinds of post operative complications with you AND baby rather than do it the way nature intended. If I had of had a C section this would have been my last pregnancy indefinitely.. I'd be too worried to go again and be thinking about the scar on my uterus rupturing for 9 months straight!
just for the record.. my 'nonos' is perfectly intact and no different than before. My baby was a big one at 9pounds, too! Infact, I think it's probably better because I was super paranoid and did so much exerscising post-birth to make sure of that lol! It's been proven several times now that a c section doesn't prevent damage to your vagina altogether anyway.. it's actually the weight on your pelvic floor muscles that makes them slack and loose.
But you can have elective c sections over here in Australia. I know several women who have.. most of which have ended up regretting it due to the complications post operatively. You have no idea how hard it is to hold a baby when you have a huge gaping scar right across your belly.. not to mention breast feeding one!
just for the record.. my 'nonos' is perfectly intact and no different than before. My baby was a big one at 9pounds, too! Infact, I think it's probably better because I was super paranoid and did so much exerscising post-birth to make sure of that lol! It's been proven several times now that a c section doesn't prevent damage to your vagina altogether anyway.. it's actually the weight on your pelvic floor muscles that makes them slack and loose.
But you can have elective c sections over here in Australia. I know several women who have.. most of which have ended up regretting it due to the complications post operatively. You have no idea how hard it is to hold a baby when you have a huge gaping scar right across your belly.. not to mention breast feeding one!
I'm not scared of having a baby naturally because of being "loose". I'm scared of them taking an xacto knife to my shit and feeling it. You see, My mom had my brother and I both naturally, no epidural involved. She told me all about the risks involved with that giant needle in your spine and it can damage you for the rest of your life. Even if you can sue and win in a court case, you may still never walk again and no amount of suing and being angry at them for messing up your spine will make your spine better. I have HEARD some horror stories. Omg. x.x
So I DO NOT WANT an epidural even though chances of them messing up arent phenomenal, its more than none. Plus I feel like being able to say "I had my baby without an epidural" Makes you one beast of a woman! If you can get through that, you can get through ANYTHING.
So anyway, long story short, Im inspired (and terrified) by my mother to have a kid naturally, but I do remember her saying that she FELT them cutting her and that it was the most painful part of the process. THAT, is what I'm scared of.
I feel like I'd rather have a laceration in my stomach, than in my vagina.
So I DO NOT WANT an epidural even though chances of them messing up arent phenomenal, its more than none. Plus I feel like being able to say "I had my baby without an epidural" Makes you one beast of a woman! If you can get through that, you can get through ANYTHING.
So anyway, long story short, Im inspired (and terrified) by my mother to have a kid naturally, but I do remember her saying that she FELT them cutting her and that it was the most painful part of the process. THAT, is what I'm scared of.
I feel like I'd rather have a laceration in my stomach, than in my vagina.
With my health issues, I rip anyway. I sit up wrong, I tear, I move wrong when I roll over, I tear. I know how scary it is...
And I am so sorry to hear about your friend. It hurts like heck.
But with today, it's a LOT better than even 50 years ago. Might hurt, but most likely you won't die from it these days.
And I agree with the epidural bit. I wouldn't have had one if I could have helped it, but there were too many things going wrong and I *had* to have a C-section and they can't just cut you open without one.
Horror story... I'm not paralyzed, thank goodness, but the frigging doctor MISSED 4 times. Yelled at me to hold still when he was jabbing that needle into my sciatic nerve and my leg jerked. I couldn't help it.
I thought something was wrong, since the last time didn't hurt much at all, so after all was said and done, and I was in aftercare, I asked the nurse to look at the injection site, and there was this huge hole to the right of my spine, and a small one right in the middle. If I hadn't been doped up I would have been rabid.
I had my one baby, I probably won't have another since my own health went downhill after having my first. I've got one friend who wants one, and one who doesn't. Whatever makes them happy.
If not having a baby makes you happy, good for you. At least you're not like *some* of the people around me who go "Whoops, got preggie.. gonna have the baby... Mommy, take care of my baby so I can go play!" at 21. There is very little in this world that pisses me off, but a mother being angry because she has to take care of "the" baby is one of them.
And I am so sorry to hear about your friend. It hurts like heck.
But with today, it's a LOT better than even 50 years ago. Might hurt, but most likely you won't die from it these days.
And I agree with the epidural bit. I wouldn't have had one if I could have helped it, but there were too many things going wrong and I *had* to have a C-section and they can't just cut you open without one.
Horror story... I'm not paralyzed, thank goodness, but the frigging doctor MISSED 4 times. Yelled at me to hold still when he was jabbing that needle into my sciatic nerve and my leg jerked. I couldn't help it.
I thought something was wrong, since the last time didn't hurt much at all, so after all was said and done, and I was in aftercare, I asked the nurse to look at the injection site, and there was this huge hole to the right of my spine, and a small one right in the middle. If I hadn't been doped up I would have been rabid.
I had my one baby, I probably won't have another since my own health went downhill after having my first. I've got one friend who wants one, and one who doesn't. Whatever makes them happy.
If not having a baby makes you happy, good for you. At least you're not like *some* of the people around me who go "Whoops, got preggie.. gonna have the baby... Mommy, take care of my baby so I can go play!" at 21. There is very little in this world that pisses me off, but a mother being angry because she has to take care of "the" baby is one of them.
Ohhhh Geeeze, Another story to add to the books! My mom works in Medical Malpractice so.... yeah x.x
My co worker said that it took them an hour to get her epidural in too, and the doc kept jabbing her in the spine and also yelled at her to hold still. She was like "Theres no other way to describe it other than, It feels like a giant needle jabbing you in the spine."
At least the friend I spoke of DID have an epidural so when she ripped she didnt feel it.
I am 23 and have 1 year left in school. I've been with my boyfriend for 3.5 yrs. I'd like to marry him and move in with him before we have a baby, but I am HORRIBLE at taking my birth control.... Hopefully I dont end up like Sissy up there. x.x But if I do... well, I mean we'd keep it anyway. I'm pretty sure at this stage in our relationship itd probably be scary at first, but end up being a happy accident.
..........Whoooo, But I think after all this talk or ripping and bad epidurals... I just wanna adopt. Even more than before. lol
My co worker said that it took them an hour to get her epidural in too, and the doc kept jabbing her in the spine and also yelled at her to hold still. She was like "Theres no other way to describe it other than, It feels like a giant needle jabbing you in the spine."
At least the friend I spoke of DID have an epidural so when she ripped she didnt feel it.
I am 23 and have 1 year left in school. I've been with my boyfriend for 3.5 yrs. I'd like to marry him and move in with him before we have a baby, but I am HORRIBLE at taking my birth control.... Hopefully I dont end up like Sissy up there. x.x But if I do... well, I mean we'd keep it anyway. I'm pretty sure at this stage in our relationship itd probably be scary at first, but end up being a happy accident.
..........Whoooo, But I think after all this talk or ripping and bad epidurals... I just wanna adopt. Even more than before. lol
There are thousands of kids out there that deserve good parents. Sadly, some of them live with their biological parents.
The Depo shot worked really well for me for several years. Some people don't handle it as well though.
I CAN tell you, that the Mirena sucks. I'm on it only because the GYN refuses to take it out because it's 'seated properly', but my pancreas failed two months after I started on it, and my psych drugs don't work right while I'm on it. Malpractice galore out here I swear.
The Depo shot worked really well for me for several years. Some people don't handle it as well though.
I CAN tell you, that the Mirena sucks. I'm on it only because the GYN refuses to take it out because it's 'seated properly', but my pancreas failed two months after I started on it, and my psych drugs don't work right while I'm on it. Malpractice galore out here I swear.
Sissy works at the school with Elizabeth, she's one of Elizabeth's friends.
When Elizabeth was contemplating inviting her friends over to try out the new pool, she decided against it because Angelica's mother is too "natural" with her under-arms and Sissy would be trying to hit up Fisk for some lovin's.
Sissy also had her own M story -- "Small Town Rumors", along with appearances elsewhere in those side-stories.
That a help, at all??? :)
When Elizabeth was contemplating inviting her friends over to try out the new pool, she decided against it because Angelica's mother is too "natural" with her under-arms and Sissy would be trying to hit up Fisk for some lovin's.
Sissy also had her own M story -- "Small Town Rumors", along with appearances elsewhere in those side-stories.
That a help, at all??? :)
http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2.....regnancy-test/
First thing I thought of on seeing this.
Also, nice work on the picture.
Lolz. XD
That would be fantastic...
Might work with "Carolin" and "GlaDOS" as well, though that's a bit more vague...
Carolin kinda "gave birth" to GlaDOS in a way, though it was more her husband's choice... even so, that could be the word for "Positive" and "GlaDOS" would mean you're still the child yourself, no spawn on the way, so... "Negative". XD
I'm weird... >.>
That would be fantastic...
Might work with "Carolin" and "GlaDOS" as well, though that's a bit more vague...
Carolin kinda "gave birth" to GlaDOS in a way, though it was more her husband's choice... even so, that could be the word for "Positive" and "GlaDOS" would mean you're still the child yourself, no spawn on the way, so... "Negative". XD
I'm weird... >.>
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