I'm at the beach today, playing basketball against cocky mammals that think they can take a fat fox like myself. Yeah, just cause I'm as fat as a cow doesn't mean I suck at basketball, as one hyena will soon learn the hard way. We shoot for the ball, and I shoot first. From pro range, nothing but net.

That hyena never got the chance to get the ball back. Sizing him up in the post, hitting 3s, literally belly bumping him to get to the rim. The hyena was getting so mad he couldn't score a single point. By the end of the game, I've got a crowd of mammals congratulating me, taking selfies, being asked if they can post videos they took online. But most importantly, I collect 100 bucks from the hyena. He's extremely salty and he's trying to shade me, mocking my size and what not. I've heard it all before and I'm immune to those insults by now. I untuck my Hot Dog Eating Champion shirt from my love handle folds, and start seeing what else I can find at the beach. This is how I hustle.

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Just because Fat Raph is... well... fat. Doesn't mean he's terrible at sports as the ex-jock proudly demonstrates. Huge Thank you to  Calorie for making this happen. Now to find a Hot Dog stand so he can keep up his hustle.

Artist:  Calorie

Original: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/58267324/