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(This story contains minor spoilers for Homestuck!)
Day 13, hmm?~ You know what they say about that day, don't you? Why, its quite an eventful one! It typically means bad luck, but even the unluckiest day in Funky February has only good tidings, care to see what I mean?~
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As the blistering sun of Alternia finally set, the planet's nocturnal, grey-skinned & colorful-blooded populace began to buzz with activity, most of it naturally quite violent given the hostile nature of the planet, but that was a simple fact of life here, whether you liked it or not...though at least one troll certainly liked it, and even by the standards of a society like this, her lifestyle was certainly...odd.
Mere hours after moonrise, Nepeta dragged her latest hunt's boons back to the cave she called her "hive", she was immediately greeted by her Lusus. Each Troll had one, being a large, predominantly white-bodied creature that carried parental instincts towards their troll, being something between a guardian and a pet. In our olive-blooded friend's case, her's was a two-mouthed, rather lazy cat.
After playing with the creature, Nepeta did her typical nightly routine. Cut out whatever bits she wanted to eat for later, drain the blood left over for use painting, and her favorite bit, go online to update her shipping wall!
As she opened Trollian on her drawing tablet and prepared to begin snooping around on her friends' happenings, she noticed a strange new person who she had never seen before had sent them a message! Now just who was this...?~
>Nepeta: Inquire and/or torment this strange new messager
cottonGrandia(CG) began trolling arsenicCatnip
CG: Hey!!! Do you ever need,,, like,,, some comfort???
Strange...this person talked in PINK text...
AC: :33 <*Walks up to you curiously* Hmm? What could you pawsibly mean?
CG: Well... we'''ve been wanting to help people in all sorts of places...and of everyone here, we decided you would be,,, uhm,,, the best place to start!!!
AC: :33 < Oh? Well I'm furlattered! What would you like to do with m33?
CG: Could you download this???
The person sent Nepeta a strange file.
"COTTIN.CANDI"
AC: :33 Hmm... *Squints my eyes cautiously.* This won't blow up my compupurr will it?
CG: Of course not!!! Why would we do that??? You can trust us,,, you'''re gonna love it~~~
Nepeta was in deep thought... could she trust this random stranger she met with a file that she had no idea what the consequences of downloading could be?
...Well, admittedly, Nepeta wasn't the brightest, but in that case that was a good thing~
[S] Nepeta: GROW~
As soon as the file installed, the edges of the tablet felt...fuzzy...much to her surprise, it had in seconds become coated in strange, pink, fluffy material! It pulsed and wobbled as though it were alive...prompting Nepeta to reel back, extending her claws to defend herself if need be, only for the living hair to leap straight from the tablet to her! Yelps and yowls soon turned to giggles and purrs as she soon realized how soft the material was, as it clung to and fused into her hair, turning black in the process~
It took mere seconds, her blue, cat-like hat was sent FLYING with a cartoonish POMF as her hair PUFFED into a funky, frizzy, yet incredibly dense afro. Yet she only had moments to register this before the hair creeped down her neck and behind her back, as within moments, she watched as her jacket, shirt, and pants were SHREDDED into ribbons by an IMMENSE, shadowy afro daruma body, tripling her height instantly!~ Despite her hair's soft, frizzy, wild look, it was INCREDIBLY durable, so much so that neither her claws nor her Lusus' own could cut even a single lock!
...Not that she wanted to~ As soon as the shock wore off, Nepeta was filled with nothing short of ESCTACY!~ Bouncing up and down and wobbling around with excitement like a bobblehead in an earthquake, her hair's shockingly heavy weight caused the ceiling of her cave to shudder, rocks and pebbles tumbling down and bouncing harmlessly off her daruma, with her Lusus soon cuddling in close to the massive ball of heat she had become~ She only wished she had arms in this new state so that she could thank this mysterious person for gifting her such an amazing new body...
Sure enough, her wish was granted, as spontaneously, an incredibly heavy, yet flexible and dexterous mustache BLEW out from Nepeta's face, engulfing it in heavenly softness as a beard rolled down onto the cave floor with a deep THUMF.
As Nepeta stretched her 'stache over to her tablet, she had some words to say~
AC: O:3O > Oh! My! Grub!! This new coat of fur is PAWESOME!!~ I f33l heavy as a boulder and strong enough to lift one!!
CG: Hehehe!!!~~~ Sooo glad to hear!!! Told you you'''d like it!!!~
AC: O:3O > Fluff Yeah!!~ How could I ever repurray you?~
CG: Well...there is,,, one thing!!! How about you go spread this stuff around??? Your hair should be just as contagious as the file I sent you!
AC: O:3O > *Curls my huge mustache in surprise* Really!?~ I can totally do that! I know so many cute kitties who'd look wonderfur with hair fluffier than a cat pole!!~
CG: Aheh,,, yeaaah~ Thanks for the help,,, Nepetafro~~~
AC: O:3O > Can I make that my name?~
CG: Go right ahead~~~
Enthralled with funk and filled with motivation to spread the fuzzy love to her friends, Nepetafro tucked her Lusus and drawing tablet into her daruma, before effortlessly smashed through the wall of her cave in search of making Alternia a funkier place~
...Oh, and probably safer too.
======>
I used to be INSANELY into Homestuck when I was younger, I'm not AS into it as I am now, but alot of its' characters still hold a VERY special place in my heart, with this funny cat here being among them~
...Also this is probably the closest I'll get to drawing a human >w>
(This story contains minor spoilers for Homestuck!)
Day 13, hmm?~ You know what they say about that day, don't you? Why, its quite an eventful one! It typically means bad luck, but even the unluckiest day in Funky February has only good tidings, care to see what I mean?~
======>
As the blistering sun of Alternia finally set, the planet's nocturnal, grey-skinned & colorful-blooded populace began to buzz with activity, most of it naturally quite violent given the hostile nature of the planet, but that was a simple fact of life here, whether you liked it or not...though at least one troll certainly liked it, and even by the standards of a society like this, her lifestyle was certainly...odd.
Mere hours after moonrise, Nepeta dragged her latest hunt's boons back to the cave she called her "hive", she was immediately greeted by her Lusus. Each Troll had one, being a large, predominantly white-bodied creature that carried parental instincts towards their troll, being something between a guardian and a pet. In our olive-blooded friend's case, her's was a two-mouthed, rather lazy cat.
After playing with the creature, Nepeta did her typical nightly routine. Cut out whatever bits she wanted to eat for later, drain the blood left over for use painting, and her favorite bit, go online to update her shipping wall!
As she opened Trollian on her drawing tablet and prepared to begin snooping around on her friends' happenings, she noticed a strange new person who she had never seen before had sent them a message! Now just who was this...?~
>Nepeta: Inquire and/or torment this strange new messager
cottonGrandia(CG) began trolling arsenicCatnip
CG: Hey!!! Do you ever need,,, like,,, some comfort???
Strange...this person talked in PINK text...
AC: :33 <*Walks up to you curiously* Hmm? What could you pawsibly mean?
CG: Well... we'''ve been wanting to help people in all sorts of places...and of everyone here, we decided you would be,,, uhm,,, the best place to start!!!
AC: :33 < Oh? Well I'm furlattered! What would you like to do with m33?
CG: Could you download this???
The person sent Nepeta a strange file.
"COTTIN.CANDI"
AC: :33 Hmm... *Squints my eyes cautiously.* This won't blow up my compupurr will it?
CG: Of course not!!! Why would we do that??? You can trust us,,, you'''re gonna love it~~~
Nepeta was in deep thought... could she trust this random stranger she met with a file that she had no idea what the consequences of downloading could be?
...Well, admittedly, Nepeta wasn't the brightest, but in that case that was a good thing~
[S] Nepeta: GROW~
As soon as the file installed, the edges of the tablet felt...fuzzy...much to her surprise, it had in seconds become coated in strange, pink, fluffy material! It pulsed and wobbled as though it were alive...prompting Nepeta to reel back, extending her claws to defend herself if need be, only for the living hair to leap straight from the tablet to her! Yelps and yowls soon turned to giggles and purrs as she soon realized how soft the material was, as it clung to and fused into her hair, turning black in the process~
It took mere seconds, her blue, cat-like hat was sent FLYING with a cartoonish POMF as her hair PUFFED into a funky, frizzy, yet incredibly dense afro. Yet she only had moments to register this before the hair creeped down her neck and behind her back, as within moments, she watched as her jacket, shirt, and pants were SHREDDED into ribbons by an IMMENSE, shadowy afro daruma body, tripling her height instantly!~ Despite her hair's soft, frizzy, wild look, it was INCREDIBLY durable, so much so that neither her claws nor her Lusus' own could cut even a single lock!
...Not that she wanted to~ As soon as the shock wore off, Nepeta was filled with nothing short of ESCTACY!~ Bouncing up and down and wobbling around with excitement like a bobblehead in an earthquake, her hair's shockingly heavy weight caused the ceiling of her cave to shudder, rocks and pebbles tumbling down and bouncing harmlessly off her daruma, with her Lusus soon cuddling in close to the massive ball of heat she had become~ She only wished she had arms in this new state so that she could thank this mysterious person for gifting her such an amazing new body...
Sure enough, her wish was granted, as spontaneously, an incredibly heavy, yet flexible and dexterous mustache BLEW out from Nepeta's face, engulfing it in heavenly softness as a beard rolled down onto the cave floor with a deep THUMF.
As Nepeta stretched her 'stache over to her tablet, she had some words to say~
AC: O:3O > Oh! My! Grub!! This new coat of fur is PAWESOME!!~ I f33l heavy as a boulder and strong enough to lift one!!
CG: Hehehe!!!~~~ Sooo glad to hear!!! Told you you'''d like it!!!~
AC: O:3O > Fluff Yeah!!~ How could I ever repurray you?~
CG: Well...there is,,, one thing!!! How about you go spread this stuff around??? Your hair should be just as contagious as the file I sent you!
AC: O:3O > *Curls my huge mustache in surprise* Really!?~ I can totally do that! I know so many cute kitties who'd look wonderfur with hair fluffier than a cat pole!!~
CG: Aheh,,, yeaaah~ Thanks for the help,,, Nepetafro~~~
AC: O:3O > Can I make that my name?~
CG: Go right ahead~~~
Enthralled with funk and filled with motivation to spread the fuzzy love to her friends, Nepetafro tucked her Lusus and drawing tablet into her daruma, before effortlessly smashed through the wall of her cave in search of making Alternia a funkier place~
...Oh, and probably safer too.
======>
I used to be INSANELY into Homestuck when I was younger, I'm not AS into it as I am now, but alot of its' characters still hold a VERY special place in my heart, with this funny cat here being among them~
...Also this is probably the closest I'll get to drawing a human >w>
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