16 days, 16 bits, 16 feet of hair and growing, today's number is 16!~

Whose ready for a duo of digital denizens to be distorted by dense dances?~ ;3

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Deep in the bowels of the digital world, two rather adorable sentient programs wandered the wireframe plains surrounding them in search of a great treasure rumored to have been placed at the very heart of the digiverse so very long ago, a treasure said to be so life changing that, as soon as it were uncovered, the digital world would NEVER be the same...~

The Patamon and Veemon had been through thick and thin in order to reach this point, but it seems their long journey was finally at its end, as before them stood a low-poly, wireframe temple, a golden box sitting atop its' surface, waiting to be opened, a virtual pandora's box with who knows what lurking inside...our two friends had no concerns about what could be inside, however, as the only thing on their mind was just how utterly life-changing the treasure could be. Without a second thought, they threw open the lid of the box!

In that moment, the digital world's fate was turned funky~

Rainbows of colorful cotton EXPLODED from the chest, it was viral code, but it wasn't hostile at all, it swept up the two Digimon in its' incredibly soft embrace, feeling like the hands of an angel as it wrapped around them, curling and rubbing against their bodies as they both heard a gentle, encouraging voice~
"Thank you both so much for freeing me~ I have been here for so long I had almost forgot the eternal beat that all worlds hum to, but this world has been starved of song for far too long...~"

"You shall both be my envoys, my funky dancers, you will take on new bodies, new shapes, new names, new minds, your fluff will be the catalyst for this world's grand transformation, where every head is crowned in the afros of royalty, and where every face is blanketed in beards of deities~"

The fluff gripped tighter, curling and rubbing against them as their minds were encumbered with intense pleasure, every word they heard made them more excited, what they at first thought was a simple treasure was the very essence of this world, finally awakened, and they were going to be the ones to make it happen, to make the world take the form it was always supposed to have!~ They didn't fight the transformation at all~

The fluff began to change as it clung to them, growing thicker and denser as it grew out and took shape, for Patamon, it turned a creamy, soft orange, whilst for Veemon, it turned a bright, neon blue~ Within mere moments, the two were full on afro darumas, dancing and bouncing to the beat, slamming their darumas together as they were utterly overjoyed, yet completely relaxed at the same time, hot as a sauna yet smooth as ice~

They gave smug looks at eachother as their facial hair grew in, Patamon seductively curled his growing handlebar as though they were expanding biceps, and used it to rub his beard. Whilst Veemon raised and lowered his eyebrows up and down, each time they grew bigger and bigger until they became one, all the while his facial hair expanded in-sync, as though they were being "pumped up" by his eyebrows~

By the time the two outgrew the temple, they were almost fully ready to become funky machines~
But the fluff had one last gift, and one last set of instructions before they were ready~

"Excellent growth, but it is only the beginning, take these as the final step of the metamorphosis, and shout your names with your deepest cadence!~"
From their afros emerged angular, smooth sunglasses, sliding down onto their mustaches temptingly, without a second thought, the two picked them up and covered the last trace of their original selves~

The orange giant posed dramatically, curling his immense handlebar and slamming down his lush carpet of a beard.
"Patapuff ready to groove!~"

The blue titan leaned back relaxed, bouncing his couch-sized unibrow to beckon all who come near~
"Veegroove coming down to boogie~<3"

"How wonderful~ Now grow my children, GROW and show this world what heavenly delights await them...and once you are finished, seek out this one~"
The fluff showed the two a vision through their shades...ones of a dark blue giant, one who was taller than the mountains of his planet, singing and bouncing as he was surrounded by THOUSANDS of darumas, evidently the most recent one to be crowned by the fluff, his new name echoed just as brilliantly as their own, FUNKTCHI~

The party was going to start soon, and its VIP guests we're soon to become VERY familiar with eachother~

I hope you enjoy the fun~