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The penultimate new arrival is here, and boy, is she the sweetest yet, with the poofiest 'stache anypony has ever seen, and a sweet scent that can be smelled from continents away, she's sure to not disappoint~

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One day in Ponyville, a prolific, bubbly baker received a strange letter that had arrived in the middle of the night...the letter asked for a potential collaboration with Pinkie, to spread each other's baked goods as far as possible, to bring joy and "more" to as many faces as they can reach!

Naturally, being such an excitable, bouncy pony, Pinkie immediately wrote back, excitedly awaiting a response. Turns out, she wouldn't have to wait long, as the very next night, she found herself awakening in a much softer, much warmer place~
The "ground" was made of dark, grey, incredibly lush and soft material, and the sky was filled with shadow...though it wouldn't take very long for her to discover just what, or who she was standing on~

She had been standing upon a much, MUCH funkier, FAR older Muffro, who had grown to nearly the size of the entire Underground in the intervening, accelerating years~ It had turned out that she had contacted Pinkie for a bake-off of disco-sized proportions, in order to not only fluff her up, but to prepare even more realities for their arrival~ After getting her bearings? She had to admit, it sounded like a great idea, one that was positively stuck into her head the moment she took a bite out of Muffro's fluffy treats, her frizzy mane INSTANTLY growing into a full afro in mere seconds!!~

From there, the contest was officially on, the two would bake for hours, days, WEEKS one end, gorging on eachother's increasingly indulgent delights as Pinkie rapidly caught up to Muffro's size, bouncing between cooking stations like a pinball, even when her daruma engulfed her quadrupedal body she kept on baking like a pro, slamming down and tucking ingredients into her king-sized afro and then flinging them perfectly to where they had to be, it was like an artform!! She saw many other faces as she worked and worked too, she saw groovy rivals, lazy, dreamy fluffballs, and frankly ADORABLE toys who looked very well loved~ Each time they went for treats they came back just a bit older, just a bit funkier, which isn't to say Pinkie herself wasn't growing quite fast either~

Her giggles had deepened so heavily they were nearly unrecognizable, almost as heavy as the massive mustache that adorned her face, engulfing her poor eyes into just being a tiny speck in a mass of endless warmth, her unibrow twitched and throbbed with excitement every single day, and even as it became harder and harder to read her face what with the immense amounts of facial hair covering it, it never became unclear that she was experiencing absolute ECSTACY every moment of every day~

And so comes to now, Hyperpuff-Cotton preparing her 18-billionth funkcake recipe, half of them going to herself, and half of them going to Super Puffro, who had not only upgraded her title, but had become nearly pure white since they first met, whatever words didn't come out as deep bass notes or swooning songs were nothing but praise for Hyperpuff and her work, that of course, how much the multiverse was enjoying their treats...and how close it was to a total funky singularity~

She couldn't WAIT for it~<3

(I haven't actually watched the show but the Mane 6 are used in kink art so much that I feel like its a rite of passage as an artist to draw them doing weird shit at least once in your life)