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Here we are, the finale, long overdue, yet coming at the perfect time regardless, I believe its time we finally bear witness to the greatest disco to ever exist~

As time accelerated faster and faster, every one of our VIPs gathered together to hold the grandest, most amazing, insane, crazy party to ever exist! They were going to party till the multiverse collapsed, and THEN some~
As they partied and danced through the cosmos, they grew older and older, faster and faster, their greying and now whitening hair beginning to engulf the stars, then solar systems, then GALAXIES...before long, whole universes were being swallowed up by the sheer FUNK~ The song of eternal groove echoing through reality as it bent and distorted to fit this new form of existence, as millions, billions, even TRILLIONS joined the endless dance, the VIPS remained the largest, being the core of the song, the beat's many mustache-tendrilled hands who seeked to boogie and break spacetime in the process~

And as the multiverse grew old, and the only color visible was endless expanse of ever-softening white, they never ever lost their stamina, they never stopped partying, they never stopped GROWING, singing in their ever deepening voices, taking part in the funkiest group songs and dance-offs, busting moves that would melt the mortal mind by simply witnessing their immense forms move with such grace, it was a heavenly sight for all to witness as mustaches fist-bumped to the beat and afros swung like canopies in a snowy hurricane~

And as the angel of Wonder overlooked the world she had brought to a new eternal bliss, she recounted what became of each VIP~ They had all grown so large in their own ways, and yet now they all looked so similar, like they had become one unified force, one beautiful group who loved every second of their soft, hairy heaven they would never leave, even once the curtains closed and the next Massive Happening began, even as new versions of them came and went, these ones would remain here, forever partying, forever loving, forever growing, forever aging, a party that will never end, where the music never ends and never loops, where the bass never stops building, where the HYPE KEEPS RISING~

They were ready for eternity~
And by those lush gray-lined locks, you sure were too~
I hope you enjoy~<3
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And with that, Funky February comes to a close. I know it was EXTREMELY unorthodox compared to my usual content, but I absolutely LOVED LOVED LOVED doing it...and I hope it was worth it, too~
If even ONE person got into this stuff because of this, please say so, it'd make this journey into funk in it's purest form truly feel worth it~