Bluekeiji and I can get cats out of trees, trees into cat cafes, change out of piggybanks- and we operate a side biz in pest management.
We specialise in perforating houses that suffer from roach/neofascist/colonialist infestation.
What's that you say? Surely I mean fumigating?.. Nope. Our method involves no harmful chemicals or gasses - just buckets of locally-sourced high-speed lead.

For this job, his tool is an economically-chosen piece of soviet surplus with a festive harlequin furniture job.
Mine is a patently ludicrous upscaled PPK that shoots custom-cutdown 12ga and kicks like a roided pony.
My wrist is a traumatised sack of bone jelly every time I fire this thing, but It's a real conversation starter.