It may be late in the morning but it's still Saturday on most calendars and that means it's time for showing some appreciation for the First Transgender Lady of Gaming, The Dumptruck-Drivingest, The Dual-suspension-Havingest, The One and Only Pin-up Queen of Sub-con's Dreamworld, the Nine-feet-of-luscious Bow-topped pink dino that is BIRDETTA!

Her milkshake brings everyone to the yard, cuz when your milkshake comes in kegsize, you just can't help it. *snickers* Keep on trucking you TG Queen.

A little backstory, if you indeed have shits to give about that sort of thing-

So there was this video I saw years ago. Years, I dunno how many. *shrugs and digs at her nose* I've slept since then, kids, fasicst takeover, Beloved Partner dies, Halloween movie gets Reboots, too much shit happening since to recall when, exactly. All I recall was there was a small child in-camera, excitedly bouncing up and down in his cheap plastic bench-seat as he devours what looks to be Chuck-E-Cheez pizza. From off-camera a father asking his small child son "Hey! Hey! Wha's shawty got? Wha's Shawty got? And this little boy shouts, with the exuberant joy only a small child, unfettered by the social expectations and mores of the world can muster- EVER so loudly "SHAWTY GOTTA BIG O BUUUUUTT!"

Kids. *sighs* What boundless fountains of entertainment- *BIG tired eyes* PROVIDING they're not yours.

Big love to all y'all from tha sexiest gal of Super Mario as it never had the balls to be. Take care of yourselves and take care of someone else, you beautiful bastards.