Good morning, Salutations, Happy-Monday and Merry-go-fuck-yourselves all you beautiful, sweat-scented furry funbags!

SO, I'm still trying to get back into the swing of things, here. Still trying to get into the groove of posting on some manner of schedule. *sighs and itches at her nose* I may have to accept that there are only so many hours in the day and between my family, my full-time job, religious activism, political activism, other art interests and occasionally spending some quality "alone-time" with my favorite new fetish-interest of the week, maybe I just can't post on any routine schedule.

Nah. Fuck that. I'll figure something out.

Anywhoop! *claps her hands together and titters like a big, evil boob* Madre de Diablo, let's get down to business, eh?

ON my page, like all of you fine-smelling proof that the rhythm method is as effective a contraceptive as wishful-thinking, I have some space devoted to a "personal quote" *gesticulates* "Favourite quote", some bullshit wording or the other like that. *shrugs* Yes, you commentor out there already typing your comment, I KNOW I could just look it up in another window but that's not the fucking point of this blithering tirade- shut yer smug fucking pie-hole and lemme finish. *Titters* On my page I say "If you're not angry, you're not paying attention". *waves a digit, sipping her tea* I don't say that quote to sound pithy or clever or put on airs. I say it because I fucking mean it. The planet, Earth, is a gorgeous place, filled with lovely greenery and streams and mountains, windswept plains and trees and flowers and it's all just a beautiful little blue-green ball spinning through a sea of the most awe-inspiring cosmic displays you could ever dream of.

But SOME of the fucking people? Holy jumping, fucking, shit-balls. SOME of y'all motherfuckers make this world a damn pain-in-the-ass to exist in. Vain, greedy, arrogant, bigoted, loud-mouthed, dip-shits, nitwits, ass-hats, jack-offs and scumbags who constantly- CONSTANTLY take what is THEIR problem and make it OTHER people's problem. YOU motherfuckers take what is the most amazing and wondrous journey we could ever hope to be a part of, LIFE, and turn it into something to be endured. A trial. An ordeal. And there is not enough deodorant in the world for me to tolerate your self-righteous knuckle-fuckery, nor should anyone fucking have to. No-fucking-ONE.

But here we are. *sighs and laughs*

Lewis black once said something to the effect of "I realize that I say the word 'fuck' alot. And I know that bothers some people. That upsets them. And I would apologize to them but I don't give a shit." I would amend that to say "that it's BECAUSE I give a shit that I won't apologize. I care. I care about people. I care about freedom. And I care about love. Man, do I love seeing me some fucking love in this world.

SO if that offends you? FUCK you. *smirks* Because I care. Just not about assholes like you.

This world could be an absolute paradise. Can be. Will be, if enough of us care enough to make it happen. It's not that hard either- BUT that's another conversation for another time. Enjoy your lives, you gorgeously-evolved primates! Enjoy this big, beautiful planet! Enjoy this time we have together and for fuck's sake, enjoy yourselves. Take care of yourselves and take care of someone else. Ave Luciferi.