"The King of the Jungle
is actually the
King of the Savannah

He spends the evening
playing the piano

Searching for Nirvana"

For best results, read in a Southern US accent. :P

This is the kind of thing that I think is hilarious when I do it, but would be infuriated in the best way if I saw it anywhere else.
This poem will piss off exactly one kind of person, and that person is me lmfao

This poem practically wrote itself during an early morning, and sleep-deprived, bath. All I had to do was add the last line for closure and re-work a few words for better flow and syllable count. I'd argue that this piece still isn't quite finished, as I feel that it should have a cheap wooden frame and be hung somewhere to confuse passerby. Maybe I'll work up the courage to see if the gallery at the local coffee shop would be interested in hosting this atrocious butchering of the English language lol

(I'm not sure how the watercolor image will display if I put this in the "Poetry" category. Please give me a moment while I work out the kinks of this upload.)