The Stupid Superhero in his latest Adventure Yet!

In the smoky neon heart of Crank Central’s south district, Tres the Bat made his entrance like he owned the whole cartoon. Velvet suit sharp enough to cut glass, third eye half-lidded with lazy confidence, he strolled into the Nasty Gang’s hideout as if it were a red carpet. Bloom Grave barked at him, Snapjack teased, Smookie squinted through a haze of cigar smoke, Goofball squealed, and Mania just laughed at a frequency only dogs should hear. Tres didn’t need telepathy; he flirted his way through the room. He lit Smookie’s cigar off his own, traded knife-throws with Snapjack, drowned Goofball in dramatic praise, and calmed Mania with gentle headpats and a “tranquila, mi loquita.” To Bloom, he offered nothing but genuine respect and a smooth bow—“mi sargento feroz”—until even she had to admit the Mutated bat actually had style.


Once they were hooked, Tres snapped his fingers and slid into business mode. He painted the heroes of Crank Central as the city’s biggest joke turned biggest problem: Stuart Moose, “The Stupid Superhero,” bouncing around in his cape wrecking operations by accident; Ralph Bear blundering through busts; Mr. Hand literally slapping crime off the streets. Tres called them “corrupt, out-of-control mascots,” flashing forged evidence and carefully edited mental images to make the trio look like grinning, power-mad menaces. To the Nasty Gang—criminal dwarven mafiosas who already moonlighted for the vigilante Judge Baroness Doom—it sounded like poetic justice: get paid to take out rival “heroes” hogging bounties and headlines. "Take them out," He finished off his charismatic pitch before the little ladies. "Just don't lay a mano on Mr. Hand: He is mine, for it is fated."

Bloom Grave crossed her arms, laid out the terms like a proper commander, and finally nodded. The deal was struck: Crank Central’s only crime-fighters available (cause the actual "Earth's Mightiest Door-Gooders' couldn't work Tuesdays) had just been upgraded to “fair game.”


Cue a sweeping mass media montage. The Nasty Gang load up their signature weapons—bats, blades, guns, glittering explosives—while Tres watches from a balcony, coat fluttering as his telepathy weaves the perfect smear campaign through the city’s gossip and TV feeds. Down on the streets, Stuart Moose and the Stupid Team cheerfully patrol, completely oblivious that wanted posters are popping up with their own faces on them, labelled “Corrupt Toony Menace—Capture On Sight.” Neon signs flicker over alleys, Latin beats thump from passing cars, and the skyline of Crank Central glows like a pinball machine about to tilt. Between one overpowered moose and his pals, five murderous cartoon mafiosas, and one smug telepathic bat-kingpin pulling the strings, the south district is primed for a loud, colorful, absolutely ridiculous showdown—and the only guarantee is that nothing about it will be subtle.

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Originally a Nano AI prompt redrawn by @RogerMT [Creator of 'The Nasty Gang']
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