This made me laugh xD

They are truly adorable. Also, I love size queens. -is one-

Mawr ^^ *Places you on my lap and hugs you...* Ever had wolf *Giggles* Naaws I'm just teasing :3

A whole wolf?

yes she has had wolf :P

They say wolves got big toys That's why I think all wolves shall have a fox to play with :3

But what about those of us who just act like foxes? ;P

If they bend, beg and wimper cutely while wearing something teasy I'll look the other way and pretend they are foxes. At least for the time being

but what about bunnies?

Bunnies have to look extra slutty

Hehe, you're good at popping up places.

hehe ill pop up someplace ealse later >= 3 then have my way with you

oh and i think i have a ball gag in your size

-blushes darkly and snuggles into your lap- Aww... thanks hon.. but considering my Mistress/Mommy is a wolfess, I think yeah... I've had wolf. Thanks for the snuggles, though!

Just who might that be? o:

I sincerely doubt you know hir.

oh you

Your pic goes perfectly with that... xD

It does XD

I LOLED

Brilliant!

big diiiiiiiiiiicks hurt :C

Awh *Hugs*

Oh Lol.

Yeah Marty, showing us that size queens prefer size over function, and then aren't too brave to take on the length

BIG DI-DI-DI-DI

big! :D

*Giggle* Awh cute :3

This made me giggle. ^_^
I love those two. :D

its not about size, its about knowing how to use your tools!
but having both of that helps as well ;D

Subtle, Marty is not.

Hahahaha!

BIG DICKS!

colon-puncher~!! Oh, yeah baby!

Once you've had equine, it sort of becomes a favourite.

It's true

Bull
Shit.

biiiiig dicks

size does matter. yesh. big dicks are good!

I'm on Taylor's side!

This is just priceless. Love it. :)

size does matter of course... however, only to a point, typically 6-9 inches is perfect, more and you're gonna poke eyes out just walking into rooms, less and it's just gonna keep winding up in the lost and found :/

HAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... lost and found.

I'd kinda have to agree with Taylor on this one.

Size is nice. But if you don't know how to use it... Gtfo. Lol

BIG DICKS

absolutely brilliant!

:) BIG DICKS!!!

Longer or thicker - that's the question!

Can't I have both? D:

Length over thickness for me!

i think skills are better than size ;D

this brought a smile to my face.

Ah, the old kidney shifter.

YUP

I have to congratulate Rapture on his awesome question with so much potential for comedy. :D

I was curious to see their answers

XD so cute! Big dicks <3

XD man oh man these are funny! Love the cute expressions and I have to agree about size queens!
an average dick is fine if the man knows how to use it. All in the girth and the motion in the ocean haha.

Marty is such a sweetie xD

Big dicks only got one skill.

Average dicks got an entire rack of skills to draw from, jacks-of-all-trades.

Small dicks become masters with those extra skills.

Big dicks lose.

I think this is true in SOME cases, but I'm one of "those" foxes, who prefur either large or many penii.

Do I sense a hint of jealousy?
j/k

size does not matter stamina and knowing how to use it and manipulateing your partners body to highten their experience is what counts personaly id love to screw marty all night long

taylor <3 hes my fav now :3

I like the idea of a big cock, but at this point, any size would do

omg cute chibi eyes in last frame are love.

OMG this was really really funny

BIG DICKS :D
Too cute. x3

"BIG DICKS" is a very effective interjection to use during a debate or important situation.

Get asked a tough question in an interview? "BIG DICKS"

Can't think up enough content for that last page of your essay? "BIG DICKS"

Asked to give a speech at a wedding? "BIG DICKS"

That last panel was funny.

I lol'd.

I think I lol'd more at how awkward half of the responses to this were. Either the people who were pretty much trying to get it on via replies on your wall, or the people who were trying to rationalize why small penises were better to make themselves feel better.


It's almost like you did this intentionally.

Almost directly my goal.

I'm neither for or against big dicks nor the opposite. I'm for people finding their match =3

Yeah, it's all partner based. I don't know, sex is almost never about what you have or even what you did with someone else. No one's just "good" at sex, big dick or small. It's all about reading your partner. There's ups and downs to both.








Or maybe bigger is just always better. Yeah, that sounds a lot more reasonable.

Big dicks are over rated though, speaking from a male bottom's perspective that is :3

This comment, where's the like button :V

THIS AVATAR
WHERE IS THE LIKE BUTTON

I'm sick of this meme already.

What meme?! This is original content based on direct viewer interaction. It's not 1 concept rehashed over and over and over with the same faces over and over.

My bad. I guess I'm just sick of the idea altogether then.

big dicks!

Taylor is wearing more clothes then I'd expect....
WHAT IS THIS?

Taylors got the right idea

If Marty got any more adorable, i think i'd die.

*giggles* These are always great for a laugh *blushes deeply* Big dicks are fun!

I love these xD Silly boys~ :P

Onta your fucking adorable x3!!! <3333

I was going to comment but then I got distracted by people roleplaying in the comments -- really guys, really?

Also you tell 'em Marty.

It's not the size of the boat, it's the size of the penis.

If size doesn't matter then why do BD toys come in four different sizes? B^)

Cause we're furries.

LOL

Ahhhhhhh, loving these, they're adorable!

i'm really loving the huge character-expression variations these "Ask ___" comics are bringing out! Marty's "sexy pout" face is, of course, all well and good in porn, but I really get a sense of them as characters/people outside of ero-context. Of course, duh, I'm watching you ergo I like your work, but I feel more endeared to Marty&Co thru these, like I have some sense of them having personalities and lives outside of BIG DIX.

Oh wow, you guys. X3

A short-sleeve shirt over a long-sleeve shirt?

Marty, that is so 2002.

You are the worst gay.

yes but it's one shirt.

That's Taylor. Marty has the hoodie! <3

It's still a cute look though, fuck that :3

I just can't get off without something atleast as thick as my arm inside me!

loljkthatsweird :D

HAHAHAHA please onta, do more of these lol they are amazingly funny

Hehe... Such life you give to your characters.

It's subjective in anal :I

oooh definitely the debate alot of people tend to argue over -nods-

but i will have to point out is in the second panel is marty's tail supposed to be purple?

you should seriously consider only having the question at the top. because i read it again every time it's displayed and it leaves me feeling like. idunno, almost annoyed.

Lmao, i couldn't help but laugh so hard at this.

You would you always telling my kawk is a monster is all lies! :P

xD that thing should require a license! although marty might be right about the brain cells comment XD

Hey now no smex tonight calling me a brainless zombeh

I didn't mean you! read that again ya oaf!

Just for that you do get smexed now!

Yay! kidney puncher time! =D

What? o.O

A fear most guys have

-Korkan

They are sooooo CUTE!

lol i love these. i think the last panel would make a great shirt

*snerks* As long as it still fits, there is no such thing as too big. ;)

Technique and skill over sheer size anyday, baby. *bow-chika-wow-wow*

Why must people always be having creepy ass conversations on other people's uploads.

*murr purr throb* mm darling mrawr my manhood is so hard and shit *mmmmmm puts you in lap* murrrrRRrrrrrr

This. I wanted to say it but you beat me to it xD

I mean sure, this upload is of suggestive nature, but for sanity sake, keep roleplaying in PMs, people. It's creepy and shameless.

So much this.

OH YOU GUYS

haha oh Taylor

so like what, hotdog in the holland tunnel?

Hahaha, this is rich; just too funny! XD ROFLMAO

Could you make this a poster Onta?

... I read that as "They've lost braincells from pounding too many--" "Big dicks!"

... either way, equines are short fucks.

That last panel is just priceless xDD

Don't know if I should feel good because of Marty or feel crappy because of Taylor. -_-

ohh marty youre so adorable XD

I never did understand size queens. Big dicks are a LOT more work when it comes to sucking them off or bottoming, hehe. At least for me anyway.

big dicks are good, big dicks are goood

am I the only one who reads comics aloud to himself?

FACTS!!! *with a grain of salt*

1. Size matters for males and females, please don't let anyone tell you diff, there just trying to not look like an assH*le when they say that, knee jerk reaction.

2. No one in there right mind want a tiny penis, i would love for someone to prove me wrong..still waiting lol

3 Gay, Bi, Str8 everyone always wants a penis that feels great inside, and on them.

4. if you have a small penis, you better learn how to do other sexual things that will blow the other persone mind or make lots of money, having both is always better.

5. if your packing major wood, congrats, you have nothing to worry, its better to have someone say "wow that's huge" then " OMG its so small it is LOL"

If I'm wrong, or misinformed, please correct me

Brilliant! This made me lawl. Much love for this comic strip XD

Tremendous! love it!

Of course Marty doesn't care, both guys he's been with are hung.

marty shut up i wanna hear this.