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six: where’s my fucking knife!?

mono: six, we’re kids! say it a little nicer!

six: …may i ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking knife?

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Issei: Hey, buddy, you wanna take this outside!?
Vali: Sure!
[Later]
Issei: Wow, what a lovely evening!
Vali: This is a really good idea!
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[Gif 5: “Can you speak to us?” Sero asks, holding up a Spirit Box. “…Fuck…Endeavor…” comes through the static; Todoroki almost drops the camera.]  U.A. Unsolved by Kabukichou on AO3

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This is the face of a man who just said, or is about to say “What are you going to do, stab me?” ↴

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Lucifer: Chloe, we're out of candy!
Chloe: What? Already? There's only been four kids!
Lucifer: Yeah, I know, but one little urchin told me she loved me so I just gave her everything.
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Dan: you know usually people with daddy issues become strippers
Lucifer: I mean the option is still available to me
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Amenadiel: My brother is very sorry and he didn't mean it.
Lucifer: I'm very sorry.
Amenadiel: See?
Lucifer: But I did mean it.
Amenadiel: Lucifer!
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[At Disneyland on the tea cup ride]
Chloe: *spinning calmly, enjoy her ride in peace*
Lucifer and Trixie: *flying past her, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
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Dan: You’re not sweating.
Lucifer: Uh-huh.
[Dan feels Lucifer’s face for any evidence of sweat]
Lucfer: Having fun, there?
Dan: How could you not be sweating?
Lucifer: I don’t sweat.
Dan: Everybody sweats.
Maze: Not Lucifer.
Amenadiel: Lucifer never sweats.
Dan: What do you mean he never sweats?
Lucifer: Sweating is gross, so I don’t do it.
Dan: So what? You’re just like… cold blooded?
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After Meliodas came back to life

Escanor: You killed our captain!
Estarossa, watching Meliodas approaching in the background: Too bad your captain doesn’t know about that.
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Meliodas’ and Elizabeth’s first meeting

*Meliodas being saved by Elizabeth after almost drowning on goddess lands*
Elizabeth: Idiot! What are you doing in my territory?
Meliodas: Drowning?
Elizabeth: Can’t you drown yourself in your own territory?
Meliodas: *smirks* yes, but would you save me there too?
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Merlin: If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you too?
Meliodas:
Meliodas: First of all, I’d jump off a cliff without my friends
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Seven Deadly Sins: But we watched you die!
Meliodas: Yeah, you see, I came back to life.
Seven Deadly Sins:
Meliodas: This happened before!
Seven Deadly Sins:
Meliodas: Once.
Seven Deadly Sins:
Meliodas: …maybe twice.
Seven Deadly Sins:
Meliodas: Okay, a little more often.
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Meliodas: Look, I know you want to keep me save, but the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.
Elizabeth: Believe me, I’ve thought about it.
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Ban: I don’t like Zeldris. Demons can’t be trusted.
Meliodas: You do know I’m a demon too, right?
Ban: Yeah? Why would I believe what a demon says?
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