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Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there's an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.

I’m sure someones already said this but I often see Tumblr described as a hellsite. This is fundamentally incorrect.

Tumblr is the faesite. Everybody is super confused and lost, you keep running into random places. Somehow you end up stuck there forever after interacting a couple of times. The people are all strange, everybody simultaneously seems to be from the future and the past as if time is meaningless.

YES

also technology breaks at random, and sometimes you just suddenly feel a thousand years old

Reblog for unsolicited yuri in your dms :3

in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

the theories get even more egregious during the imperial era, with people straight up thinking she joined the rebellion in secret and is loading her songs with subliminal rebel propaganda. their main piece of evidence for this is if you play a certain song backwards, it sounds like she’s saying “freedom” in shyriiwook. the fans get really defensive if you point out she’s performed at the yearly empire day celebration thrice now and her family historically owned ewok slaves

i regret to inform both you beautiful people that this isn’t going to go how you think it will

spiff fans (also known as “spiffies”) insist that the two decommissioned venator-class destroyers spiff purchased, the bad blood and the reputation, are for diplomatic purposes that benefit the rebellion. jedi’lors have concocted theories that she served on both ships during the clone wars and was respectful of every clone that served there, despite her courtship of a gravball player that thrice advocated against the clone veterans being granted natural citizenship

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all goofing aside I don't understand the urge to reimagine Tay'lor Allisoarn Spiff as a secret Jedi fighting for the rebellion when the rebel alliance is literally like overflowing with women fighting the empire. Gara and Ke'Cha and Mileu and Halcey are right there. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't like Taylor but why would you hang all your hopes of taking down the empire on her

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Isn't Lady Gara a force sensitive?

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Hence why I put her in the list of famous force using women who are in the rebel alliance?

(okay ignore the fact I've put an image in here but this is ops icon)

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#im sure op has this post muted by now but Ur icon is so real op

The icon is because of this post

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btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik tay'lor spiff is a jedi but like. why is she y'all's only force using rebel icon when there are all these other force users in the rebellion???"

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

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Hi OP here I most CERTAINLY DID NOT SAY TAY'LOR SPIFF IS A JEDI???

(based on this post)

you wouldn't believe who showed up in today's Jango Fett comic issue

(Jango Fett #4 by Ethan Sacks and Luke Ross)

head in my hands. she looks so much like the design i made too

how are u falling for hypothetical propaganda

happy 100k to this post. this awful awful post

This is the best description I’ve heard for this method, I always thought it was bullshit because I never heard a description that actually explained how to do this other than “tap your head 20 times”.

I have anxiety-induced hissing, which sounds/feels different from sound-induced tinnitus (which I have also experience). Sound-based tinnitus actually sounds like you’re “hearing” something in your ears, whilst the hissing I have feels like it’s “inside my head”, if that makes sense. But this technique still helps!!

Here’s a visual I found because I couldn’t understand the instructions well

My ringing just went away for the first time in years. What is this blissful quiet.

wait wait i gotta try this, i don’t think i’ve had Actual Silence since i was like 5

HOW THE FUCK

Reblogging to save a life, and also because, even if you don’t have tinnitus, this is totally worth trying if you like new sensory experiences.  

@theshaddowedsnow

what

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. 

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in. 

*A couple of months later* 

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit. 

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure. 

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family. 

Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

the original? on my dash?

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

collecting these

HOW could i forget this classic

lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

Achievement unlocked!

Fire post!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST IS ON FIRE

Crazy that I can just buy Tylenol wherever. You need a drug to stop a natural neurological reactoin by blocking pain receptors, potentially causing you to get injured and not notice or just straight up addicted from overuse? That'll be 20 bucks at Shoppers

My brain took a minute to process this. We just have our Tylenol just straight up on the shelves, no protection, but I guess it's different in america. Like, we can just take it and go to checkout without having to have someone hand it to you.

I FORGOT THE WORD. NOT AN ACTUAL WALL. Like. The little paper. Barrier. Think. Under the Tylenol cap. added after the Tylenol murders I believe it's the silver paper thing. It's a wall. I guess I don't know the word.

LMAO A TAB? But seriously, absolutely insane that we can buy this like anywhere

I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANYONE CALL IT A TAB

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ITS A FREKING. SEAL. ITS CALLED A SEAL TO ME LIKE THE FREAKING WATER THING.

I- WHAT

ITS A TAB. OR A COVER. WHO CALLS IT A SEAL???

watch me get absolutely destroyed for this

ITS A FUCKING SEAL

THAT IS A SEAL!! IT IS SEALED FOR YOUR PROTECTION!!!!!

the tylenol murders are so weird to me. like yeah this guy bought a bunch of tylenol and then put lethal amounts of poison in it and then just put it back on the shelves. and for what reason.

I think the irony of it adds a little bit of spice.

@a-being-of-chaossss I think if any version becomes famous this one should full circle babyyyyyy

NO OH GOD PLEASE NO

Please don't make this post famous. PLEASE.

@a-being-of-chaossss @jessicatssssalads @cartoon-fanaticism @fireflychaosdemon @knight-of-hallownest @phoenixthefraud @jessicatssssalads @hobie-doh reblog this

haha lol ok

I’ll tag some more people

@moondust-on-the-hijabi @loife1m @crowgenius @reyna-obsessed @vinxthemage @bananasinyourface @damhalfblood @incorrectatlas @imthatweirdratinthecorner @monpetitchattriste @qracer25y @rabbityfrogs @someonewhogotanaccount @tybalt-you-saucy-boi @thecrxwclub @waffled-iron @yes-i-exist-shutup reblog this please

I swear to god I'm going to copycat the tylenol murders and kill all of you for this

we got attacted to this cus you told us not to

This is mostly my fault but if my legacy become forgetting the word "seal" I'm gonna

NO NO NO WHAT HAVE YOU ALL DONE

hehe @a-being-of-chaossss @jessicatssssalads @phoenixthefraud @fireflychaosdemon @hobie-doh @knight-of-hallownest @thatoneluckybee @loife1m @jessicatssssalads please rb

I'M ALREADY IN THE POST?

I've abstained from adding to this but..... It's a tab... That is used to seal the container....

THANK YOU KIREXA

KIREXA YOU TRAITOR

ITS A TAB.

I AM NOT OVER SILLY DEBATES AT 7:21 AM.

seal

@miata-detector what do you think? Is there a miata in this?

@teaboot

kinda feel like I’m not needed here but happy to be included

@rat-detector-24 do u think any rats tried to get into the tylenol?

Yes for sure. They would attempt to break the tab. Multiple rats detected.

This is legit the best thing I’ve read all day.

Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...

Since this is gaining traction again, here are the final ones. These had been on separate posts but I suppose they'll be more likely to be noticed here.

I doubt I'll post any more after this but I highly encourage others to go find more. YouTube has tons of old movie trailers and there is PLENTY of gold left to find.

you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

HE HAD A SON NAMED

WHAT

NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.

I have something worse

oh???

imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen

WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

I have an answer to that one too

The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.

Born without a groove 😔

With each addition to this, I find myself nodding and murmuring, "Mm hm. The Plorn Dickens."

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‘Twould be better he was never Plorn.

yeah okay sure you're a cosmic being beyond human comprehension. im a comic being beyond human comprehension. and they love me

they love me

youu cantm dk this to me.,

IM BEING CURUSED.

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May your next period be light and end quickly

This is literally now my favorite post ever, because its become thousands of reblogs consisting of passing on good fortune. Meanwhile many of y’all added your own comments saying your thanks, and continuing the chain by adding your own little bit of wishful thinking. You are all wonderful.

may you not leak even once

NOT EVEN when you sneeze or cough!

may you always have what you need when you need it. 

May you have no cramps.

May you have no headaches

may you start in your own home/somewhere you are comfortable, in your least favourite underwear and with plenty of pads/tampons on hand

May you have no backpains or stiff limbs either

May you not be nauseous or dizzy or not be able to move much out of cramp pain

May your emotional state remain stable