Real Lucifer enjoyers know that his appeal lies not in how cool he is but how LAME he is
He's an old overworked dad who gets excited about gifted socks
No matter how much he acts like a scary top that's his essence at the end of the day

follow-up to that first post that was initially meant to be in the same post but then it got way too late so i didn't finish it BUT here it is
(+ additional silliness that i decided to add in the meantime:)