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We're done the songs tournament so now it's random bonus tournaments instead. (Not exactly active right now but hopefully again at some point? I'll reply to any asks etc. still; I'm still on the site just not so much this blog.)
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Hottest Man in Galavant (Redux)

Row 1 - Sir Gary Galavant [Joshua Sasse] - King Richard [Timothy Omundson]

Row 2 - Sid [Luke Youngblood] - Steve McKenzie (Jester) [Ben Presly] - Vincenzo (Chef) [Darren Evans]

Row 3 - Gareth [Vinny Jones] - Chester Wormwood [Robert Lindsay]

Row 4 - The King of Valencia [Stanley Townsend] - Peter Pillager the Pirate King [Hugh Bonneville]

Learn more about the Hot Medieval and Fantasy Men Melee here, including progress, a list of all submitted contenders, Tourney guidelines and our Oft Asked Questions.

#eyyyyyyy here we go folks!!!#other polls
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THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE

FOURTH ROUND: 3rd Tilt

King Richard, Galavant (2015-2016) VS. Boromir, Son of Denethor, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)

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King Richard, Galavant (2015-2016) Portrayed by: Timothy Omundson Defeated Opponents: - “Unnamed Elf Escort” (“Figwit”) [Bret McKenzie], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003) - Azeem Edin Bashir Al Bakir [Morgan Freeman], Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) - “The Player” [Richard Dreyfuss], Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (1990) - Legolas Greenleaf [Orlando Bloom], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)

“DILF? GILF? King Richard has the range from dark to very funny. He's in touch with his feelings and has a pet dragon, plus an amazing singing voice.”

Boromir, Son of Denethor, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003) Portrayed by: Sean Bean Defeated Opponents: - Sir Percival [Tom Hopper], Merlin (2008-2012) - Alessandro Farnese [Diarmuid Noyes], Borgia (2011-2014) - Murtagh Morzansson [Garrett Hedlund] Eragon (2006) - Samwise Gamgee [Sean Astin], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)

“The eldest son of Denethor, the Steward of Gondor; Boromir was a lesson that even the most honorable men could fall to the One Ring's temptation. There's nothing hotter than a tragic fallen hero.”

Additional Propaganda Under the Cut

#you know what to do
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THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE

THIRD ROUND: 15th Tilt

Legolas Greenleaf, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003) VS. King Richard, Galavant (2015-2016)

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Legolas Greenleaf, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003) Portrayed by: Orlando Bloom Defeated Opponents: - Shah Ala Ad Daula [Olivier Martinez], The Physician (2013) - Balian de Ibelin [Orlando Bloom], Kingdom of Heaven (2005) - Fili [Dean O’Gorman], The Hobbit Trilogy (2012-2014)

“Perfect hair, perfect skin, perfect cheekbones - he's just the perfect elf! And he's so good at pointing out obvious stuff and killing big oliphants. It takes skill to be a himbo in a world where all elves are inherently wise!”

King Richard, Galavant (2015-2016) Portrayed by: Timothy Omundson Defeated Opponents: - “Unnamed Elf Escort” (“Figwit”) [Bret McKenzie], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003) - Azeem Edin Bashir Al Bakir [Morgan Freeman], Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) - “The Player” [Richard Dreyfuss], Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)

“DILF? GILF? King Richard has the range from dark to very funny. He's in touch with his feelings and has a pet dragon, plus an amazing singing voice.”

Additional Propaganda Under the Cut

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The man who super-believes in Tad Cooper deserves more confidence from the electorate.

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Also, consider how mad Roberta (Bobbie) would be at this disrespect for her weird man.

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Round 4

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Ok so here is my summary of how to be a successful Ringbearer: First and most obviously: how good a character would be at travelling to and
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Propaganda for Isabella:

  • She is trustworthy and able to travel well and achieve her goals, she could get to Mordor. I don't think very much could tempt her other than securing her kingdom back for her parents.
  • Isabella would be so bad at it. She's boromir. She wants to protect her country her people her family; that's why she starts out lying to galavant. The ring would have such an easy time corrupting her.

Propaganda for Roberta:

  • She's strong and gets things done and is good at travelling and making friends so the getting-into-Mordor-and-befriending-Gollum bits are simple. She also doesn't seem to aspire to much in life, happy to just help others and have a nice time, so tempting her would be hard.
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Congratulations to Roberta for being the most likely to deliver the One Ring to Mount Doom!

#she was my top choice from the start :)#lotr tournament#gst end reblog
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crossedwithblue asked:

Suggestion for next tournament: most likely to escape from Dracula's Castle?

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It could be fun but I don't think it's really related to the show enough; Game of Thrones and LOTR are parodied or referenced a few times in the show so there's that connection but I can't think of anything to Dracula. If you have any interest in running it though feel free and I'll reblog something to let people know about it!

#asks#gonna take a week off after this at least
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Round 4

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Ok so here is my summary of how to be a successful Ringbearer: First and most obviously: how good a character would be at travelling to and
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Propaganda for Isabella:

  • She is trustworthy and able to travel well and achieve her goals, she could get to Mordor. I don't think very much could tempt her other than securing her kingdom back for her parents.
  • Isabella would be so bad at it. She's boromir. She wants to protect her country her people her family; that's why she starts out lying to galavant. The ring would have such an easy time corrupting her.

Propaganda for Roberta:

  • She's strong and gets things done and is good at travelling and making friends so the getting-into-Mordor-and-befriending-Gollum bits are simple. She also doesn't seem to aspire to much in life, happy to just help others and have a nice time, so tempting her would be hard.
#galavant#polls#lotr tournament
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Round 3

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Ok so here is my summary of how to be a successful Ringbearer: First and most obviously: how good a character would be at travelling to and
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Propaganda for Isabella:

  • She is trustworthy and able to travel well and achieve her goals, she could get to Mordor. I don't think very much could tempt her other than securing her kingdom back for her parents.
  • Isabella would be so bad at it. She's boromir. She wants to protect her country her people her family; that's why she starts out lying to galavant. The ring would have such an easy time corrupting her.

Propaganda for Galavant:

  • Could gain Gollum's trust and could definitely do the work to get to Mount Doom. Wants a pretty simple life, so wouldn't be the easiest to tempt.
#galavant#polls#lotr tournament
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Round 3

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Ok so here is my summary of how to be a successful Ringbearer: First and most obviously: how good a character would be at travelling to and
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Propaganda for Sid:

  • Sid would make it to Mount Doom for sure. He has Samwise Gamgee energy
  • Sid is competent and has lots of friends and is good at sneaking about (see: time he was lost for several episodes while solving all kinds of problems behind the scenes for everyone). He wants recognition and to be a knight but isn't blinded by ambition ever. Probably the ring would be able to tempt him but it would be hard.

Propaganda for Roberta:

  • She's strong and gets things done and is good at travelling and making friends so the getting-into-Mordor-and-befriending-Gollum bits are simple. She also doesn't seem to aspire to much in life, happy to just help others and have a nice time, so tempting her would be hard.
#galavant#polls#lotr tournament
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Round 2

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Ok so here is my summary of how to be a successful Ringbearer: First and most obviously: how good a character would be at travelling to and
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Propaganda for Isabella:

  • She is trustworthy and able to travel well and achieve her goals, she could get to Mordor. I don't think very much could tempt her other than securing her kingdom back for her parents.

Propaganda for Gwynne:

  • Could probably get Gollum to help her since she's charming. Likely resourceful enough for sneaky travelling. Could maybe be tempted by the death of aristocracy but generally her wants in life are so low-key that she'd be hard to tempt.
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As hard as I was gunning for Gwynne last tournament, I'm gonna give some anti-Gwynne propaganda this time. Gwynne doesn't necessarily want power or riches. However, she does have a lot of anger. And what she does want is revenge. Nothing could be easier for the ring to tempt. The time her mistress slapped her for not getting her hair right? The ring would whisper about how great it would be to slap back. And with it, she'd be safe from repercussions. She could kill those who hurt her.

And once you go down that path? There's always another enemy. Someone else who you should get rid of before they can hurt you. And that? That would be so, so tempting to Gwynne who has had to fight for every small kindness or good thing she has ever had in her life.

But, let's make it even.

Isabella isn't making it either. Her ambitions are noble. She wants her country to be free. And that is Boromir's story. We know how it ends. She'd try and grab the ring and use it's power to crush those who'd take over her kingdom and subjugate her family. Richard wouldn't stand a chance against her with that power on her side. He'd regret ever setting eyes on Vilencia.

She'd swoop in and free her parents. Free her people. They'd go back to telling stories under the tree. And any who stood in her way would be destroyed.

#lotr tournament#new propaganda reblog
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Round 2

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Ok so here is my summary of how to be a successful Ringbearer: First and most obviously: how good a character would be at travelling to and
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Propaganda for Gareth:

  • Might be hard to gain the trust of Gollum but he could do the rest of the work to get to Mordor. Could be tempted with women or the promise of a war.

Propaganda for Galavant:

  • Could gain Gollum's trust and could definitely do the work to get to Mount Doom. Wants a pretty simple life, so wouldn't be the easiest to tempt.
#lotr tournament#galavant#polls
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Round 2

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Ok so here is my summary of how to be a successful Ringbearer: First and most obviously: how good a character would be at travelling to and
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Propaganda for Isabella:

  • She is trustworthy and able to travel well and achieve her goals, she could get to Mordor. I don't think very much could tempt her other than securing her kingdom back for her parents.

Propaganda for Gwynne:

  • Could probably get Gollum to help her since she's charming. Likely resourceful enough for sneaky travelling. Could maybe be tempted by the death of aristocracy but generally her wants in life are so low-key that she'd be hard to tempt.
#lotr tournament#galavant#polls
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Round 2

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Ok so here is my summary of how to be a successful Ringbearer: First and most obviously: how good a character would be at travelling to and
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Propaganda for Roberta:

  • She's strong and gets things done and is good at travelling and making friends so the getting-into-Mordor-and-befriending-Gollum bits are simple. She also doesn't seem to aspire to much in life, happy to just help others and have a nice time, so tempting her would be hard.

Propaganda for Tad Cooper:

  • In bearded dragon form he could maybe be smuggled into Mordor by a buddy but Richard's not the most capable man. As a dragon he could just fly in, stealth and need for directions be damned. Dragons in Middle Earth are notoriously difficult to kill so he wouldn't be in much danger. As a dragon though he probably couldn't carry the ring unless he could carry someone on his back and they carry the ring. He doesn't seem to want much from life though other than to look out for loved ones so tempting him would be hard.
#galavant#lotr tournament#polls

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