killingmyselfbutnotdying:

“Friends dont look at friends that way” COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have

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i-will-write:

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iamyounicorn:

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

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kermitlesbian:

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

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therootbeersprite:

thefrogman:

sirfrogsworth:

This is called “knowing your audience.”

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Results not guaranteed.

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organicmatter:

organicmatter:

Actually what was everyone’s favorite recess activity it reveals so much about your character

The tags and replies to this are actually so cute let’s all have recess together

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dailyclassicart:

Frederick Judd Waugh - “Big Seas at High Water”

rohirric-hunter:

We laugh at how The Art of War is basically just, “An army can’t fight if the soldiers aren’t eating,” but I’m reading this document about conservation of ancient yew trees and it legitimately says, “You should never fill the center of a hollow yew with concrete,” so I think that probably making blatantly obvious statements is just the bane of being a specialist in anything

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abalidoth:

swagophile:

[turns you into two identical girls who are both slightly smaller than you started with]

[takes the axiom of choice and turns you into two identical girls of exactly the same size]

glowstickhaloboy:

GOD the ending of the martian (the movie) makes me so fucking mad compared to the ending of the martian (the book)

the martian the movie: i am the professor of badassery. you yourself can be badass too if only you learn to be completely self-reliant and say fuck you to everything

the martian the book: i am on a ship home. i am on a ship home because the entire world cared about me when by all rights i should have been a lost cause. long-standing borders were ERASED so teams of people who had never met could do EVERYTHING possible to save one solitary member of their species instead of leaving me to die where i should have been unreachable. it wasnt even anybody’s fault that i got stuck. they had every excuse to abandon me. instead, BECAUSE WE ARE A COMMUNITY…. maybe we do really deserve to be here among the stars

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teatops:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

That “I think I fucked up” was timed perfectly

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classically-lit-memes4u:

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

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thebibliosphere:

Floating face down in a blank word document file, while not physically possible, is nevertheless a tangible authorial state.

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podcastwizard:

dajo42:

literally what the fuck do you mean its still january. how is that remotely possible. its been six months minimum

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ook-cavegirl:

I think every movie regardless of time period or tone should have at least 1 (one) trans person in it. Like at the beginning of The Godfather some Sicilian tgirl should come to Vito and be like “Godfadda, I need money for my breast implants” and Vito should be like “I’ll never forget what you’ve done for this family. I’ll find you the best surgeon in New York”

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bookwyrminspiration:

a red string of fate can be a leash. if you’re enlightened

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