Smithy continues to be very good with children, and also to be a lot more perceptive than Chris is where the case is concerned. All he gets for his efforts is a head injury, though.
Again guest-starring Wendy Kweh—for real, this time—and Benedict Wong.
B5 Minvember Monthly Prompt January 2026: RELIC
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RULES: Draw something B5 related inspired using the palette and word prompt provided. Post your fills by the end of January with the tag #minvember monthly, or @‘ing this blog. Writers are welcome to join in using just the word prompt (unless you feel like giving yourself the extra challenge of trying to incorporate the palette into your fic - it has been done!).
Happy New Year! Apologies once again for the late prompt. Been very busy and it just slipped my mind. Anyway, good drawing and writing!
GOULD: You know something, love? I thought all you policewomen were butch dykes with big boots, hairy arms and flies in your trousers.
HOLMES: We are, Kenny.
CARVER: What happens if this fellow who’s impersonating Sergeant Boyden recognises him?
BOYDEN: Well, I click this thing as fast as I can before him and his crew stick it up my arse.
(To be continued...)
Do you recognize this TV theme song? #298
I know this and can name the series
I know this but can't name the series
I might know this
I've never heard this
SMITH: So you’re saying nookie is the answer to good racial relations.
GLAZE: Can we stop measuring equipment, eh, boys?
This is an impressive piece of prop work, with more than just the relevant fact written down.
SMITH: Was he short with dark hair?
Not sure Nick’s quite that short, Smithy.
SMITH: What?
KLEIN: Nothing.
SMITH: Good.
KLEIN: That’s what it comes down to in the end, Smithy. Us and them.
SMITH: You’ve changed your tune.
KLEIN: So have you.
SMITH: How would you know? You wouldn’t even know what my tune is.
Ostensibly this is about a drugs raid and a missing woman and Smithy getting a crush on a drugs worker, but really it’s about the blazing Nick/Smithy.
A guest appearance from Tania Emery surprisingly close to her taking on the role of Kate Spears later this season.
LEWIS || Generation of Vipers
"Given out our telephone numbers, our addresses, and worse than that…"
CARVER: I never gamble. It’s a mug’s game.
Oh, Jim :(
BOYDEN: Do you know the difference between alive and dead? You just squeeze harder.
HOLLIS: [sings “My Way” to test tech]
BOYDEN: Some days you’re the dog and some days you’re the lamppost. Today, you’re the lamppost.
GOULD: How come them Yardies turned up when they did?
BOYDEN: Dunno. Coincidence?
Someone’s going around taking people’s money and pretending to be Matthew. He and Kerry attempt to catch Matt’s doppelganger in the act—with the unreliable assistance of new tech from the Yard.
Guest-starring Emma Gregory.
