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sirjosh9:

Thomas the Tank Engine and his friends are much impressed to see a better version of themselves and they approve it. Now to add the side rods, headlight irons and brake pipes on the engines and we’re all set while keeping the show realistic like the model and CGI series.

courageousdog:

yrbeecharmer:

officially diagnosed with bed too cozy disease

foispan-deactivated20240228:

sapropel:

mtfoss:

sapropel:

mtfoss:

sapropel:

Not funny didn’t laugh plus there’s a gas leak in your house

I don’t smell nothing

Go back to sleep 👉👈

You got it boss

flowerais:

you can still radiate light if you’re sad. you can still be kind and soft-hearted if you’re a bit cynical. you don’t need to be the happiest person to make someone else’s day better.

thebootydiaries:

me: *buys something online*

me:

me: where is it

fairycosmos:

i can’t believe me “trying my best” is just me showering regularly and eating normally. mental illness is so humbling 

blackpyrefly:

hellomrmarionette:

blackpyrefly:

after nearly 2 years of near continuous isolation from the global pandemic i can say that the guy from the shining was a bitch i could do his job and not try to kill my wife and son. i havent tried to kill my wife once and ive spent way longer going insane

Do you have ghosts and demons tho?

being online is the same thing as being psychically attacked by ghosts and demons

slayboybunny:

imagine having money wow i just got chills

vicholas:

characters who arent canonically gay but whose behavior just makes no sense unless you read them as gay

divinestrike:

men who are incredibly smart but also kind of terribly pathetic. men who are good with kids. men who get bullied by kids. men who eat glass. men who are so kind and pure-hearted but also just a bitch. bisexual men. most importantly, men who are dilfs .

surstromming:

when an npc in a sneak games goes “What was that” babygirl dont worry about it 

sketch-shepherd-art:

Hougen not 0.1 seconds after mudering an Ohu soldier: 

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