Emily. 29. New York. Anime nerd, Fantasy nerd, writing nerd, etc. Messages are open! I'm in more fandoms than I can count, but barely blog about any of them. Mostly just my personal brand of weird
Why are you not on estrogen and hamburgers? It's literally good for you
i think the dunmeshi party and mystery gang should hang out
misclicked on an emoji and didnt notice
reblog to bap prev with your paw
wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet
i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.
Literally this
My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”
It's actually kind of striking how rapidly the ads on ostensibly respectable platforms have changed in the last 12–18 months. I've been getting penis enlargement scams and pyramid schemes that don't even bother to pretend to be otherwise on YouTube – it's like every platform is now running the kinds of ads that even three years ago would have been restricted to porn sites, and I'm not gonna lie, the fact that everyone seems to be getting desperate all at once ain't an encouraging sign!
I just saw full frontal erect penis on a weather app. It's not the sign of the impending tech-bubble implosion I expected, but apparently it's the sign we're getting.
"You know those are based on your browsing history" no, you don't get it: I tried obfuscating my identity on YouTube with a burner freemail account on a public terminal and actually got more boner pill ads. Boner pill ads appear to be the default experience when they don't know your demographic.
who else has fantasized about the Nutrient Brick
We should use "unsportsmanlike" outside of formal competitions, to describe things that shouldn't be outright illegal, but are definitely not in the spirit of what we're trying to accomplish here.
Cheating on your spouse? Unsportsmanlike.
Taking advantage of people's generosity? Unsportsmanlike.
Murder? Very unsportsmanlike.
#being a dickhead online
#bloody bad form old chap
"Bad form" is also a good phrase
More good options:
- "Unbecoming"
- "You forget yourself"
- Giving them a thumb down 👎
a bumper sticker that says "tailgating is unsportsmanlike"
yesterday my uber driver told me he stopped wearing glasses and just decided his eyes were better and I was like man as the passenger in this elantra I would like you to keep more secrets from me