I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh

you are not even engaging in the deep meanings of Toys youre just playing because it's fun.

there's only one of me but i do enough fuck all for two blokes

the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting

Activist sister: I’m concerned about American free speech being threatened.

Little brother: What do you mean? We still have free speech. I can say penis balls right now.

Help I’m hearing it in their voices now

Dogs are machines that turn normal toys into wet yucky toys

They Call Them Broad Shouldwrs Because They’re For Women

rip to the dilbert guy. i feel like you were a trailblazer in the very specific way the internet turns people nuts

can someone check in on them

shout out to the <10 year old boy yesterday who, when asked what he was dressed up as, said "a dead child." i then asked why a dead child had a chainsaw, and he replied "dude this is literally the chainsaw my parents killed me with" and motioned to his parents standing 3 ft behind him

So it's not my circus, but one of my monkeys did previously work there so i actually have a lot of opinion's on the circus' labor practices

this is without a doubt the funniest shit ever put in a cartoon

There was not one moment where this scene allowed me to breathe and recover

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

DB Cooper mystery solved: he survived and used the money to start the film website "IMDb" (I am DB)

I’m so scared, what the fuck does this do to you

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