food would be nothing without ingredients

look at this please. you need to see this.

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

i actually did fight god in the Denny’s parking lot but no one believes me because of all the posts people used to make joking about it until the whole idea got stale, which isn’t very fair to me because i actually did, but i understand. beat the shit out of me actually, like i did not hold my own at all, but it’s ok because nobody believes me anyway. hit me with His car too, but, again,

i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me

Lmao op lives in the south. The tap water up here is from fucking springs. It's so clean and fresh and has no stalagmites whatsoever. Cope and seethe southerner

My bones are so strong from all the chalk I've been drinking that I could mull you into a fine paste

My brain wouldn't shut up until I made this.

Technically Goncharov is a Christmas movie

Folks we've been over this, the inescapable hold that the mafia has on every character is part of what makes it a metaphor for capitalism in the film.

Goncharov is a *labor day* movie.

Lotta trees in that poster. Arbor Day movie?;)

I scrolled past this without second thought. Paused. Thought, wait, I've never seen a crane on the road. Scrolled back up. No answers. Typed this response, then noticed the book's author. What a whirlwind

Basically they bring it in piece by piece and assemble it on-site, using a smaller mobile crane (trucks with crane attachments) and once the crane itself is assembled, the top part can use hydraulics to climb up and down its own mast, so it builds itself taller like this

There is however no explanation for BJ Nomnom

@bisexual-engineer-enby

I have never really thought about that, this is so fucking cool

its important to have a game on your wishlist that keeps going on sale every couple of months and you still never buy it

just so you know

I just saw a man walking around the mall holding a baby over his head making noises like the baby was a massive kaiju flattening a heavily-populated metropolis

This doesn’t quite capture the zeitgeist but he appears to just be doing laps for kaiju baby

@laeffy

cc @randomitemdrop

Item: jimono

The tribes of Tumblr appeared to worship Apollo as their primary patron deity, most often under the epithet Apollo Spairahemon ("Apollo the Ball-Thrower") as a god of prophecy and sport. His name was typically invoked to celebrate a user blessed with uncommon prescience. Moments of prophecy were considered highly sacred and were often recorded, and such texts are sometimes accompanied by an artistic depiction of the god — either his traditional masculine image or, unusually, in the form of a young woman, which appears to have been an earlier style before a conservative shift toward more conventional iconography — preparing to cast a round rubber ball that our scholars believe was used in the sport known as "dodge ball". Much as other cults regarded his arrows as bringers of disease and health, this community believed that being struck by this ball would bestow prophetic visions.

Some icons are reproduced below:

An earlier depiction (c. 2020) of Apollo as a girl clad in a simple tunic and playing with other children. Figures are smiling and the image is brightly colored, indicating a celebratory outlook toward knowledge of the future.

A later piece (c. 2022) that resembles the traditional appearance of Apollo. References to childhood and play are omitted, and the god carries a more frightening aspect; perhaps this icon represented grim omens rather than good tidings.

Obviously as a gay Lutheran I don’t agree with Mr. the pope on a lot of things but I think it’s wild when he’s like “be nice and don’t be fascist” and then conservative Catholics get mad at him. Like bro that’s your boss, basically your king, and he’s just telling you to be nice to people and don’t be a nazi. If thats offensive I think you might need to do some reflection.

Why do you as a Lutheran have disagreements with the pope?

*looks directly into the camera with the most tired expression you’ve ever seen*

Maybe Lutherans should nail a whole list of things they disagree with the Pope on to a door.

There's probably, like, ninety of them.

as another gay Lutheran I literally got relevant art to this lmao

Why does Luther’s fursona have purple highlights

that's my fursona! i'm just following in his footsteps by nailing my callout posts to the front door of the local catholic church

ol' Marty-Lu wishes he had these luscious locks

Oh okay nice cosplay then

Makima as a discord mod