gasbossgatelightgirlkeep:

gasbossgatelightgirlkeep:

everyone who’s allowed to carry a gun near trump and doesn’t kill him is a fucking coward who will not see the gates of heaven

everyone who’s allowed to carry a gun near elon musk and doesn’t kill him is a fucking coward who will not see the gates of heaven

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ukrainianslavwashingtonian:

rslashrats:

rslashrats:

mr beast partnering with the lds church to help bring in younger people so they can marry off said younger people was not in my 2026 bingo

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finalfantasyvii:

finalfantasyvii:

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ladytengen:

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fanonical:

once again i am begging fanfic writers to stop posting kink meme fills/huge amounts of drabbles as one long fic with roughly seven billion tags

crack hazbin theory: alastor gave himself the fuckass bob

he was hot in life & used that to get away with shit, but once he got to hell, it didn’t matter who knew he’s a serial killer so he didn’t need to utilize his pretty face. unfortunately, he was still hot & hell is full of perverts so no amount of limb ripping got people to stop hitting on him.

ENTER FUCKASS BOB

except he gets the bob around the same time he starts actually making people disappear, so he doesn’t realize he’s still hot & people are leaving him alone bc they think he can permakill them

flintandpyrite:

mariacallous:

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Here are the 2024 vaccine recommendation schedules. They’ve already been wiped from the cdc site. Save them and share widely, especially to your friends with kids.

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narutwitter:

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cowboyhatesithere:

Daily gratitude

• I don’t have kids
• I don’t spend money on nicotine
• I don’t gamble my money away on sports
• I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions
• My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful

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cumaeansibyl:

wulfhalls:

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is “I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to”

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estrogenesis-eeveeangelion:

maskdoll:

fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

management trying to hire and retain employees

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legsloveless:

plaguedocboi:

plaguedocboi:

theboboshow:

plaguedocboi:

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

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elsa-fogen:

Science and magic

Headcanons about how Alastor’s magic works… kinda?… and it’s a comic because comics get more attention than just texts LOL

bonus

do you know that feeling when you have no one to yap about your special interest/hyperfixation? Alastor has been living with it since, like, forever.

Rosie already heard this like 100500 times

Vox is too smitten to be able to process what Alastor is saying (Alastor can just be saying random words at this point and Vox wouldn’t notice the difference)

Mimzy finds it boring

And Charlie just uneducated

ONE MORE BONUS cuz i had this in mind for a long time

mysharona1987:

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