picture this: u are high rollin at the craps table, youve had a few drinks, gettin a little crazy, the juice is loose, & just when the excitement is at its peak, u toss those bad boys, both dice start leaking a viscous fluid. thats the rare double slimes babey, & youve just won a million fucking dollars

“Canadian hockey yaoi” what about goku and vegeta. Fuck you guys

it took tims all of about five minutes to realize that transmasc and ftm tags and spaces were yet another female-only experience they could never touch and decided to invade and colonize those too

You can't let women talk amongst themselves or they might compare notes on your behavior

I was going to make a post about this. The ftm tags and the transmasc tags/community are FILLED, utterly swamped with transfem porn. Seriously. I was wondering what had happened.

first rule of patriarchy: never let the women talk to each other unsupervised, lest they compare notes and realize what’s going on

I regularly ragebait myself with stupid innocuous bullshit to maintain my stoicism and my warrior's temperament

I think a lot of women assume that if they get an idea, it must already have been thought of and that's how something works anyway. like in business I mean, in product design and other areas. like if you're sitting there, not a software engineer, and you think wow how does this app work? I bet it runs a check against if x is true and if y is true then it does this output otherwise this output....I bet that's how it works. then let me tell you something, sometimes the things we use everyday are programmed so stupid you wouldn't believe. and your off the cuff thought is actually so valuable and is worth a lot of money. but women assume that they can't originate good thoughts, and certainly not so easy, and not in something they have no training on. and so they don't go into business. they don't go into software design. they don't try to learn code and develop their own ideas. sexism in action. I want to shout it off the roof tops to all the women who assume they're "just not that good at that stuff" that 99% of the workforce are Just Some Shmoes!!! and we need you!!! Your brain is very good we need you!!!

HELP. chat i found another funny sea creature sex image

WHY IS HE WATCHING THEM LIKE THAT !!!!

Forever obsessed with the fact that even the in-universe annotation in the appendices talking about how Legolas brought Gimli along to Valinor with him is like “We don’t actually know how they managed this. By all accounts, it doesn’t make any sense”

Gimli: So you know I’m on board with this, obviously, but like. If the world is flat for you, and it’s NOT flat for me, and the boat is only supposed to be able to get there the flat way…

Legolas: ?

Gimli: What happens if we’re both on the boat?

Legolas: I don’t know, but we’re gonna find out

[Insert title card reading MYTHBUSTERS: ARDA EDITION]

For reference:

Appendix A:

“Gimli Gloin’s son is renowned, for he was one of the Nine Walkers that set out with the Ring; and he remained in the company of King Elessar throughout the War. He was named Elf-friend because of the great love that grew between him and Legolas, son of King Thranduil, and because of his reverence for the Lady Galadriel.

After the fall of Sauron, Gimli brought south a part of the Dwarf-folk of Erebor, and he became Lord of the Glittering Caves. He and his people did great works in Gondor and Rohan. For Minas Tirith they forged gates of mithril and steel to replace those broken by the Witch-king. Legolas his friend also brought south Elves out of Greenwood, and they dwelt in Ithilien, and it became once again the fairest country in all the westlands.

But when King Elessar gave up his life Legolas followed at last the desire of his heart and sailed over Sea.

Here follows one of the last notes in the Red Book

We have heard tell that Legolas took Gimli Gloin’s son with him because of their great friendship, greater than any that has been between Elf and Dwarf. If this is true, then it is strange indeed: that a Dwarf should be willing to leave Middle-Earth for any love, or that the Eldar should receive him, or that the Lords of the West should permit it. But it is said that Gimli went also out of a desire to see again the beauty of Galadriel; and it may be that she, being mighty among the Eldar, obtained this grace for him. More cannot be said of this matter.”

Appendix B:

“1541 – In this year on March 1st came at last the Passing of King Elessar. It is said that the beds of Meriadoc and Peregrin were set beside the bed of the great king. Then Legolas built a grey ship in Ithilien, and sailed down Anduin and so over Sea; and with him, it is said, went Gimli the Dwarf. And when that ship passed an end was come in Middle-Earth of the Fellowship of the Ring.”

Several Notes:

Firstly: Gimli was named Elf-friend because of the great love and friendship that grew between him and Legolas, ‘greater than any that has been between Elf and Dwarf’

Secondly: It is, indeed, considered absolutely baffling to everybody that Legolas could have successfully managed to smuggle a dwarf into elf heaven, and that Gimli would have been willing to go (that a dwarf would go ‘for any love’)

Thirdly: Best guess anyone has is that they maybe flattered Galadriel enough for her to successfully bully gods into letting them in

Fourthly: Legolas built the ship. Legolas. The landlocked forest elf who’s never sailed an ocean or seen the Undying Lands in his life, and neither have any of his people. Now, granted, there was about a hundred years between the Quest and them sailing, so probably, hopefully, there was enough time for Legolas to learn ship-building and navigation and all that, but still. Legolas learned how to build himself and Gimli a ship, from scratch, to sail across an unknown ocean to an elf heaven that mortals cannot reach in hopes of staying together

Fifthly: Gimli went along with this. Gimli son of Gloin got into Legolas’ homemade boat and sailed across an ocean neither of them knew on the hope that Legolas could somehow smuggle him into elf heaven against all precedent and history at the end of it. Like, either Gimli just had complete and utter faith in Legolas and in the elves he’d known who’d gone before them, OR Gimli considered it worth it to die lost on the ocean just to accompany Legolas as much of the way as he could

I love these two so much, because on the one hand I’m crying about the faith and friendship, and on the other hand I’m just reconsidering once again that, in Gimli’s old age, when pretty much all their other friends were dead or gone west, this pair of idiots decided to build a ship from scratch, sail an ocean, and smuggle a dwarf into elf heaven, because fuck it, what’s the worst that could happen? Gimli’s going to die eventually regardless. Might as well at least attempt the impossible on the way, you know?

They were resolutely ridiculously right up to their literal (un)dying day, and I adore them

You know the distance never made a difference to me

winters are for warm blankets and kittens with perfect small triangle ears

dogs on an unforgettable night at the club (commission)

I feel like it's not talked enough about how SA really strips you of your identity. Like someone violates your basic humanity and you're left to deal with the aftermath of having everything you are as a person taken away from you. It makes you feel subhuman.

It snatches parts of your being, your soul, out of your body. It's why they call it soul murder. I'm so fucking done with this shit. Rebuilt myself too many fucking times that I don't know what's left. Taking inventory of what's left of me is like a teacher taking attendance with only one child left in the class. What parts of me remain untouched by trauma? Am I to keep rebuilding myself from nothing? I feel like a cyborg who's had too many alterations, just 1 left till I become a full robot.