uncle kitty cat

hispanicnothispeace:

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elogaming:

[guy confused about lesbian relationship voice]: okay … so which one only tells lies?

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gglilyallin-deactivated20250618:

the roach when i dont have bug killer so i spray it with pour homme

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2-gay-2-furious:

(via segamascott)

mynowherenothing:

Need to start participating in my life

(via ancientcitystyle)

spreadassholesdotorg:

(via ancientcitystyle)

Why do you even eat meat when you are a robot? Do you just eat dogs for fun?

robotagoogoo

pjackk:

Why do u waste time masturging when u will be alive for much shorter then me well its called for pleaseur

segamascott:

(via 3000s)

textfaucet:

guess what fans of salad, salad just got easier.
ingredient’s:
- i actually have to get going

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pjackk:

candytwist-deactivated20231123:
pjackk:
candytwist-deactivated20231123:
all good novelists realize they’re nothing compared to musicians. and all good musicians realize they’re nothing compared to novelists
ALL good novelests and musicicans realize their nothing compared to porno Dvd’s
do you jack off ?
Im not feeling good at all right now i need help badly

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