Now more than ever, in these unprecedented times, it's vital that you cum in your pants. Whatever it takes, get out there and humiliate yourself. Just cum into your own clothes, whining or gasping or moaning a little, going weak at the knees, maybe shuddering and falling onto all-fours as it rocks through you. Please, for the good of the world. You need to cum in your pants.

It's okay if you don't spontaneously climax, not everyone can be that hypersensitive! You can stick your hand down your underwear and touch yourself until you make a mess in your clothes from cumming. It's okay if it takes work, and you have to sweat and shake from the effort until it finally hits you, and you're left moaning and shuddering right there fully dressed. What really matters is that it's humiliating and you wish it weren't happening, but it feels too good to stop ❤️

They don't tell you this, but if you know where to find the buttons it's actually pretty easy to reprogram a girl's brain.

*revolver click* AOOOOUUGGHH

Make it play russian roulette as a form of edging

when a girl starts a convo with ''sorry im kinda drunk''

FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FU-

A lesbians biggest enemy is timezones.

my favourites

rage baiting my fat dog but its a girl in a collar chained to something and i keep my pussy just out of reach

you see my vision...

“you have such a pretty face” ok nut on it then

Masturbation tip:

Use my mouth.

HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO PUNISH A KNIGHT WHO BLUSHES AND SMILES EVERY TIME YOU TRY

listen, if i didn't respond with a blushing "as you wish, my lady" and squirm a little about it then what kind of loyal knight would i even be?

YOU COULD AT LEAST PRETEND THAT YOU DONT LIKE IT

being a couples third but they fuck you like they’re trying out a new sex toy together

“i didn’t know she could do that !” “do you like it when i do this with her?” “oh, she makes little noises when you go faster!” “how does she feel, baby?”

using a vibrator on the tip of a girl's cock... is this anything...

I propose the Lamb

A pilot who's rambunctious and arrogant, even sadistic

And Handler can't use them in such a state. So let's break down that ego, kill the confidence.

You are weak, you are a sacrificial lamb, your strengths come from when I tell you to do something. Not from your own prowess

You are nothing without Handler, you aren't a Hound, you are sheep trying to wear its clothing

Aren't you little lamb

reblog if thou'rt godless, morally gray, and/or sleep-deprived

actually my kinks boil down to “i want someone to desire me so strongly and urgently that they just can’t control themself around me”

When a Handler dies, it's a hell of a thing, losing a prime asset, the does lose control and quickly entire packs begin to fall to ruin

Now what if we had any easy solution to this? It might not even be the same brain but the same thoughts, ideas, love?

Handlers who are digitised as companions to the hounds, with full control over the autonomy of the mech, even in death they still serve the company. And beyond the grave in a cold metal facade they aim to condition the hound

Stop grieving hound, it's all going to be okay. I've got bigger boots for you now than you could've ever imagined