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this is where i put my shitposts
fandom sideblogs:
borderlands (mostly on hiatus)
btw if you followed me for critical role stuff my cr sideblog is over at @marius-lepual
i mostly just reblog/post about essek and shadowgast because i am a simple man
people seem to love redemption arcs but absolutely despise a character doing something bad to earn the redemption. it’s exactly why i hate things like ‘well actually ____ didn’t deserve a redemption arc!!’ like bruh you do know someone has to do something bad before they redeem themselves right. like that’s the point of it.
“The axe forgets, but the tree remembers” is typically a very true statement. Unless, of course, you have moral ocd, in which case the axe has been haunted for weeks and the tree does not remember or care. In fact, many sources report that the axe, which is actually a plastic butter knife, has never been anywhere near a forest. And also there is no tree.
lmao
doing a reverse mary sue self-insert where you make up an oc and give them all of your worst personality traits
just had the most bafflingly bad doctors appt lmao
i went to see an ENT for my tonsils. he walks in and immediately starts giving me the results for a sleep study i had in 2013. i quickly interrupted him and said “ive had another sleep study since then” and he just didn’t acknowledge that i said anything and kept telling me what all my results meant. from a study from 2013.
needless to say when i tried talking about my tonsils he didn’t listen to a word i said
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Harvesting my wheat
Hehehehehe
Can I fucking help you?
my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her
What
What
"Sam says follow me into the tunnel"
Game Changer participants proceed to walk straight into a wall with a black circle painted on.
Sam Reich sticking his head out of the tunnel painting "I'm afraid thats a point away from all of you"
Still a lil bit obsessed and trying to figure out how to draw them
Frumpkin's existence makes me happier
To this day I still don't believe that anyone actually thought you could generate infinite chocolate via an optical illusion. That's a thing people tell themselves to feel superior
The defining feature of tumblr is not "the website where people actually think infinite chocolate is possible", it is defined by a group of people refusing to break kayfabe, another group being genuinely confused by an optical illusion (NOT the same thing as thinking infinite chocolate is possible) and a third group who is certain they are a lot smarter than the other two.
