“oh no a hot milf in heat is making me wear my gay little captains dress so she can oggle my calves” ungrateful swagless bald ass id gape for my queen if she asked -_-

you type all this and think she’d even look at you when you’re just giving it a away for free. she’s a cougar, a carnivore. she doesn’t want to be fed she wants to hunt and Picard is her bald white stag

not over this. the woman tried to bed ODO and you think she’d crack her panties for some easy cock dick ballin???

Odo the goopster who at the time was pulling the full Ken doll experience, who expressed general misanthropy towards all pleasure oriented human experience, who avoided her like an ant dodging beams in the microwave, who had spent something like 10 years fruitlessly attempting to understand the point of companionship and leisure. She hounded that shape-shifting blob of cop like he was a stray slice of cheese in a vegan party platter and she were a starving rat, and you think she’d rather have your hole for $0???

I do so love that he does not spill a single drop.

What is dungeon meshi about

Its about the importance of a balanced diet