The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With The Stars Of ‘Heated Rivalry’
Hockey romance Heated Rivalry has been renewed for Season 2. The Onion sat down with breakout stars Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams to discuss the hit series.
High School is a game where you unlock new calculator buttons as you level up.
Can I de-level please? I don’t want this.
the most elegant dismissal of “why are there pyramids all over the world” that I’ve heard was “what’s the easiest structure to build? A pile of stuff. What if you wanted to make the pile stable? You’d turn it into a pyramid shape” and I forgot where I heard this but it reminds me of “notice how there’s flood myths all over the world” feels a lot less interesting if you ask “notice how civilizations that leave written records are often located next to rivers or other bodies of water and what’s a catastrophic natural disaster that can happen to cities next to bodies of water”
your aversion to anything earnest or sincere has affected us in the following ways 1. youre annoyinggggggg
As the protagonist of the universe I just wanna say, sorry for all the filler episodes lately
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